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I am God. Or something like it. Beware my wrath

submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:20:37 ago (+3/-6)     (OccidentalEnclave)

Kudos to Chris Wray for posting Agent HiveKicker here to keep my legacy going while I've been in the pokey yet again. I just got out today. I'm told this will be the last arrest until at least next year - but so far I've almost been run over, drowned in a mud pit, and put in a mental health clinic for 4 hours so one can never tell about these things.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:42:49 ago (+5/-0)

Smite me, pls.

[ - ] beece 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:34:07 ago (+5/-0)

Joe, I call bullshit on your claim and reject your view of Kosher. More likely you were working some .gov project and couldn't spare the time.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:47:03 ago (+1/-3)

KHK is a literal FBI account. I know this on very good authority. Not that he's the only one...

No one with two functioning brain cells or any good faith takes his clown car persona seriously or ever did.

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:57:49 ago (+8/-0)

KHK is a literal FBI account. I know this on very good authority. Not that he's the only one...

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Do you intend to substantiate this claim?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 15:21:59 ago (+1/-1)

I doubt Vladimir Putin wants to post on Voat.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:22:14 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:27:45 ago (+1/-5)

More like a guy that caught up with people that took his shitposts far more seriously than one would have expected and made a literal federal case out of it.

If you don't see me in another 6 weeks presume I'm reading James Patterson novels in solitary confinement. There are worse things by the way. Such as bullshit society generally. Not sure I should be glad to be out.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:36:15 ago (+3/-0)

Was I in rehab with you?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:50:49 ago (+0/-3)

No idea. I'm still peeved the police put me in there. It was done under false pretenses. I'd sue but merely suing the government is for little leaguers.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:56:51 ago (+2/-0)

I had an overnight before I went away. Also peeved, cause I lost my job. Do you wear a bandana and regularly read James Peterson?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 21:16:51 ago (+2/-0)

I had an overnight before I went away. Also peeved, cause I lost my job. Do you wear a bandana and regularly read James Peterson?

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 22:50:17 ago (+3/-1)

I don't believe you

[ - ] Name 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 21:15:35 ago (+3/-0)

“caught up with people that took his shitposts far more seriously than one would have expected and made a literal federal case out of it.“

So you post on forums where people frequently voice extremist views but you won’t help any of us out by indicating which extremist bullshit in particular triggers them? Thanks bro.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 13:03:45 ago (+0/-1)*

Terrorist threats variously alarm and interest them (terrorist threats done with the scent of the actionable or plausible - such as my Project Nero plan - are also defined as terrorism by terrorism professionals and scholars for those still idiotic enough to call this all of no account and LARPing). Them being both the US and foreign adversarial governmeents. If you're in good health, have few attachments, and are anything like me in terms of ideology and behavioral traits you may be 'used'.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 01:04:45 ago (+2/-0)

Few things are worse than his Maximum Ride bullshit. Look for some Koontz next time.

Or hire an attorney that's good friends with the judge and pay him whatever.

[ - ] Name 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:32:18 ago (+3/-0)

What do you do to fuck up or what did they do to fuck you up? You finally had something interesting happen to you that you could use to spike reader interest, create a narrative or at least gain sympathy and seem more human.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 20:53:59 ago (+3/-3)

[ - ] mxcviel -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 07:14:55 ago (+1/-2)

Good to know you are back :)

I was just thinking lately about your civil war stuff, you maybe were picking agenda meant for rolling in Europe, not in US. Anyways, nice to see you in good spirit here.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 00:28:59 ago (+3/-2)

Everything you said is a lie and absolute bullshit. I hope you weren't expecting a warm reception here on your return. I hope you fuck off forever.