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Deer scores a goal

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 07:06:56 ago (+55/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0wzkou.mp4



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[ - ] ProudRebel 11 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 07:32:44 ago (+11/-0)

Much more entertaining than watching a bunch of taco niggers chase a ball around the field.

[ - ] GrayDragon 9 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 07:58:35 ago (+9/-0)*

Three of my friends were on a hockey team for some amateur championship. Best game a friend and I watched. We both got a six pack of beer from the bar next door. We were cheering so much in the empty stands that the other team really wanted to come out and fight us! Good times!

E: What I mean is the only sports that matter are those that you are playing, your family, your friends, or your kids. Pro fag sports is stupid.

[ - ] Dingo 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 10:23:03 ago (+4/-0)

the other team really wanted to come out and fight us!

Now that's fan engagement!

the only sports that matter are those that you are playing

This.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 17:20:00 ago (+1/-0)

My friends' team won. I hope that our cheering and heckling turned the tide. They even got a fake Stanley Cup to take with them to the bar to drink out of. My friend and I were given honors to drink from the cup, haha!

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 15:17:56 ago (+1/-0)

Nominating GrayDragon to own v/sports.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 07:55:05 ago (+1/-0)

Love it!

[ - ] BoozyB 13 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 08:09:38 ago (+13/-0)

He had been in the woods nearby watching white kids play. Learned behavior.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 09:13:37 ago (+4/-0)

It really is the only explanation that makes sense. This is one of the coolest wildlife vids I’ve seen.

[ - ] GreenSaint 10 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 09:03:30 ago (+10/-0)

He really celebrated

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 09:14:15 ago (+3/-0)

This isn’t ai fucking with us again is it? Because this is just way too cool.

[ - ] Name 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 09:26:49 ago (+3/-0)

I would think probably not just because of the way the buck shakes his head at the end. He’s about to shed his antlers.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 14:07:26 ago (+3/-0)

ELK

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 16:57:56 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks - they all look the same to me. Though I think I can recognise a moose when I see one (dangerous animals, I believe, unlike deer. Or elk.)

[ - ] KtownKracker 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 04:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

Both deer and elk can kill a human and have. Elk, bull, can weigh up to 1200 pounds, they are fucking massive. Caribou can weigh up to 500-600 pounds and are also quite big. Deer, mule, are a bit smaller but can still weigh up to 300 pounds, a bit smaller for whitetail deer. These creatures are solid muscle with hooves hard enough to break bone with the force they can generate. Add in antlers on a buck and even a whitetail can kill ya. They turn into total assholes during the rut.

Ive lived around these creatures my entire life, ive tracked, hunted and just observed them. If one of them decides not to run you better grab yer gun.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 18, 2024 20:08:06 ago (+0/-0)