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Inhumane farms and the slaughter of cows are a thing of the past...like private property and combustion engine cars. Good riddance!

But some of us still miss the taste of good old-fashioned milk. That's where Uncle Bill's Bromiated Mylk comes in. It looks and tastes just like milk with none of the carbon footprint! Try Bromiated Mylk soft drink products wherever GFRation cards are accepted.

INGREDIENTS: WATER, BROMIATED VEGETABLE OIL, SOY AND NATURAL FLAVORINGS. (C) 2035 Gates Charitable Foundation.