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TheBigGuyFromQueens first day at his new job

submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 1.4 yearsJan 28, 2024 20:16:17 ago (+33/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qsy9qv.mp4

@TheBigGuyFromQueens


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[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 16:46:00 ago (+0/-0)

Elvis is a faggot.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 02:59:09 ago (+3/-0)*

I just realized we are the code breaker navajos of the future.

Right now, we are in this place where voice-over, up-scaling, colorizing, deep fake, or 100% ai is almost indistinguishable. They'll soon need people born before 1990 to tell them what's real or not, based on their memory, alone. It'll just be a room of a dozen runaways from Farenheit who are tasked with determining real history by watching volumes of videos and asking them if they've ever seen the clip existing before 2023.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:41:30 ago (+4/-0)

I was expecting a Munich beer hall

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 28, 2024 23:24:33 ago (+3/-0)

I was watching Heckle and Jeckle on Comedy Capers when a crawler appeared on the screen saying Elvis was dead. I ran and told my mom and she slapped me so hard as a reflex, my shoe flew off and broke a lamp. She had never hit me before or since.

The broads sure did love that nigga.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 28, 2024 20:41:26 ago (+4/-0)

Accurate.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:06:03 ago (+2/-0)

Why? I’m not a big Elvis fan.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:30:35 ago (+2/-0)

Has nothing to do with Elvis, it's your presentation.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:33:10 ago (+1/-0)

How so? I am completely coherent and not on drugs.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:35:47 ago (+5/-0)

Take the hit, man. Just take the hit.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:36:12 ago (+2/-0)

It makes zero sense, though.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 29, 2024 16:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

The only upvoat you'll ever get from me.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 28, 2024 20:26:26 ago (+3/-0)

I'm guessing the concert was going great in his head the first time he took speed.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 28, 2024 21:52:35 ago (+2/-0)

I love speed. I miss the old crank from the eighties. Got any? 🤪🤪