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I'm convened: Elon is in contact with extraterrestrials.

submitted by stillmostlyfriendly to whatever 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:07:35 ago (+4/-3)     (whatever)

Maybe this is obvious to everyone else now and I'm late to the party, but this is my thinking:

- A conglomerate of "good" aliens see us destroying ourselves and know WW3 will destroy a perfectly good planet. They don't care too much about us, but they do like this planet.
- For reasons not fully understood by us, they are not able to work in open. Maybe because they fear their influence will be corrupted by others.
- They are feeding Elon tech at a rate to make it not-so-obvious he is working with advanced tech, but pushing humanity forward.
- SpaceX, SolarCity, Tesla, BoringCo, Neuralink, OpenAI, Twitter, etc. Each with new tech and a unique roll to play in the future of humanity.
- Note the lack of ownership of military industrial companies, lack of ownership of "shipping plastic shit around the world" companies, etc. There are PLENTY of better options for making lots of $$. (If ones only goal is to make $$ then there are lower risk ways of doing exactly that.)

Further, I'd postulate that:
- The "good" aliens know that that "bad" aliens have infiltrated the world governments under the guise of the khazarian mafia.
- These corrupted governments will corrupt anything they touch.
- There is a war between the extraterrestrials and their human minions.
- The "good" aliens can't afford an all out war as the planet would be destroyed (which is exactly what they wish to protect), so they are stuck with small influences and trusting their human pawn Elon.


My bet: within the next 15 years, Elon starts a cold-fusion or other high energy company.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:46:47 ago (+6/-0)

Don't take this the wrong way, but that's fuckin retarded. Why the fuck would an advanced species abide by the prime directive? That's some sci-fi gobbledygook that we made up. You think some advanced race of space faring aliens would abide our hypothetical rules? Get a life.

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:48:54 ago (+3/-1)

I know. I'm a bit drunk. Trying to be funny. You fuckers are way too serious.

[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:53:27 ago (+5/-0)

I was just pretending to be retarded

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 09:30:44 ago (+1/-0)

Haha jokes on them!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 22:21:08 ago (+2/-0)

I’m on your page man.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 06:03:29 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you! Some of us are living out in the desert and playing with our antigravity toys at night zipping across the skies and messing with government radars while you are pissing your bed after another drunken night of the same stinkin page that only fully judaised losers are on!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 22:31:37 ago (+0/-0)

Ok there summers eve

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 00:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

They do not abide by a ‘prime directive’ because of some misplaced goodness in their heart bullshit. They do so because intervention creates entanglement. There are karmic implications that play out with even the best intentions. Say you are a higher advanced benevolent civilization that visited humanity in the distant past. You provide higher conscious understanding about the nature of reality. Instead of spreading self empowered enlightenment to the human collective the elite nobility and priest class decide to covet this knowledge and occult it through ancient mystery schools. The knowledge is passed down through generations as the elite use this understanding to create a power deferential thus enslaving the masses through ignorance. Eventually this knowledge is acquired by European secret societies and a plan for world domination is developed… a new world order. All because higher advanced beings decided they were going impart ‘wisdom’ on humanity…

But I’m sure your small mind couldn’t conceptualize all of that.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 01:22:29 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah, it's way too big of a concept for me Mr smarty pants. Sorry I commented with my obviously low intellect comment.

Jk. Fuck you and the sci-fi intellectual horse you rode in on. You ain't gotta be rick and Morty smert to figure this out, dickhead. It's not actually big brain shit. Thanks for the lesson in aliens though, I'm sure at least a few people enjoyed that.

Oh edit: It's the fuckin jews, retard. It's the god damned jews.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:31:09 ago (+5/-0)

Congrats on convening with yourself.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:55:40 ago (+2/-0)

Gross

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 22:04:28 ago (+2/-0)

Hey, I didn't even have to tell him to go fuck himself; he just went and somehow did it!
Musk is a piece of shit, though.

[ - ] FacelessOne 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:27:18 ago (+4/-0)

Elon Muskowitz is a kike.

He's not "Our Guy".

Stop sucking his cock.

He's invented nothing of value. All his money came from plunder(Government Grants aka tax payer funded)

Aliens are demons, space is fake and gay. Nobody is coming to save us but Jesus at the end of it all.

[ - ] VitaminSieg -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 00:04:21 ago (+0/-1)

I was with you until Rabbi Yeshua, who is also fake&gay btw.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 12:44:09 ago (+0/-0)

Only kikes and their pets think so

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:20:32 ago (+2/-0)

He does have very reptilian-like characteristics….

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:43:46 ago (+2/-0)

He's oddly shaped, that's for sure.

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly this is the right answer.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:18:32 ago (+1/-0)

Where are you meeting at?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 22:20:23 ago (+1/-0)

I came home to convene with a few cocktails after a long day. I would say now after a few, im well convened. Feeling pretty good.

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 21:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

*convinced. Dammit. :)

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 22:01:18 ago (+0/-0)

You are so right, but you fail to name the aliens. Good aliens are Europeans, bad aliens are jews.

It's always the jews. And the real revelation isthat Elon is king of the aliens.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 22:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 30, 2024 23:57:49 ago (+0/-0)

His baby sitters story is pretty trippy. She said she watched him open a portal and took her in it and there was some big ass 12 feet tall aliens.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 31, 2024 00:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to know… just ask.