Mayor Eric Adams’ administration will soon start handing out pre-paid credit cards to migrant families being put up in Big Apple hotels, The Post has learned.
The $53 million pilot program, run by the New Jersey company Mobility Capital Finance, will provide asylum seekers arriving at the Roosevelt Hotel with the city cash to help them buy food
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Now we can use their credit card interactions to track the movements of enemy agents!
Unless I accidentally will have revealed our plan to the enemy, once the button has been pushed to post.
I’d better be careful not to hit this button to post, until I’m certain.”
{{{{{{button push}}}}}}
“Why did you do that, Max? We nearly had them caught!”
“Missed it by that much!”
{{{{{{transdimensional portal}}}}}}
“Max! Don’t push that button!
The fate of the free world is in the balance!
Verily, the proverbial Sword of Damocles is hanging over this operation!”
“But he already pushed it!
Wait!
How is it that the two of you appear identical?”
“He already pushed it?
Well, I am from the future, and have been modified cybernetically but am, more or less, identical to Agent 86, with the exceptions of a seemingly impossible variety of gadgets, and this ridiculously hugenormous wang!”
“Right! I already pushed it!
Would that be Wang Ho of Hong Kong or Wang Wu of Wuhan? Oh! You mean Wang Long of King Kong!”
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