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[ - ] boekanier 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 06:14:27 ago (+3/-0)

let them do that at home

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:43:14 ago (+1/-1)

Iv always wanted to time travel to a time and place where I could be raiding a village. I’d tell them to convert to Christianity and we will save them. They would all go to the church to be saved. Then I would block the door and set it on fire

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 13:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

As has happened plenty of times throughout history.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 17:48:04 ago (+0/-0)

But after you had blocked the door and set it on fire, you suddenly realized that you kicked them out of the church and locked yourself inside. You died a fiery death. On the bright side, in your last moments of life you found Jesus.

~The End~

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 05:59:23 ago (+3/-0)

Why wait for death, do it now.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 14:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

Wait - does that mean some maori half breeds over the ditch in NZ could file for a return to cannibalism as a well-established cultural practice ??

Acceleration - just do it.

[ - ] Lezbollah 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:08:04 ago (+2/-0)

Oh no! Carbon!

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 16:42:39 ago (+1/-0)

Move to a better country.

Immediately agitate to turn it into the shit hole you left.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 15:12:27 ago (+1/-0)

Why not?
The funeral industrial complex is a giant scam that takes advantage of family members of the dead when they are most vulnerable.
I recently had to go through with planning a funeral for a family member.
It was $5,000 for a viewing and cremation.

But, we can't just feed our people to the mountain lions because "Something something a Jew is our Lord and Savior".
Pay the priest and undertaker your sheckles Goyim!
The Jews need to tax you even after you are dead.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 08:12:39 ago (+1/-0)

Do they have to be dead?, we could help out if not!!.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 06:15:44 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck!

[ - ] prototype -1 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 06:22:13 ago (+0/-1)

why not? remind the europeans of what a proper funeral looks like. death is crazy shit. the send off should remind us forever, that death is wild.

none of this 'cremated' bullshit, where they stick your body in a vat of acid or whatever (chemical cremation is what they call it).

fuck the suburbs. 'suburb' is another way of saying 'castrated, and domesticated.'

humanity needs to be reminded of our origins and the mother of civilization: fire, blood, and the elements of nature: unconstrained, wild, emotive, almost pagan.

civilization is very nearly sterile. we need to relearn how to be uncivilized.

let them have their open pyres. Let the weak cower in fear, maybe later generations will learn some reverence for life in death in the observation of the ritual and spectacle.
Human life is sacred.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 11:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

they stick your body in a vat of acid

Turn your deceased loved ones into a batch of hand soap. They're not fully gone until the last bar is used up.