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Still hanging in there?

submitted by Nasturtium to Church 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 14:12:06 ago (+26/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/avxmpx.jpg



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 16:23:22 ago (+5/-0)

My brother and I got caught drinking and smoking weed a few times when we were teenagers. In response my mom typed this "agreement" up that no drugs or alcohol etc were allowed in her house and if found the offending party would be kicked out. She printed it up, framed it, and put it up on the wall for everyone to see. Well it wasn't up for more than a week before I wrote my on "agreement" in the same structure saying basically that you had to be on drugs if you wanted to live there and I replaced hers with mine. Shit you not it stayed unnoticed for over a decade. It only came down when I was visiting her and I saw it. At this point I was in my thirties. I had my mom read it and she thought it was funny as hell. Yeah anyway, this post reminded me of that.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 18:17:35 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, that's funny, but I hope after she declared her house rules, you abided by them until you moved out. Her house, her rules.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:08:50 ago (+2/-0)

This is the kind of attitude that lands you in a retirement home wondering why none of your family comes to visit.

[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 20:14:58 ago (+0/-0)

That's solid gold! Just proves that even adults miss things. I'm just glad that you have a good adult relationship with your mom. That speaks volumes for the character of a man.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 15:01:26 ago (+2/-0)

RotFL !...!...!

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[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 20:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why do I always read your name as Bushcuck... you madiba you!

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[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:54:35 ago (+0/-0)

How Kikishly cute, leave him alone, Hitler did nothing qronh...:p

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 23:53:50 ago (+1/-0)

hello there.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 10:15:48 ago (+1/-0)

Just replace it with one of these when she's not looking:

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d047c93b7514b0ca84c93ec29d307ad3.webp

https://img.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/newsV2/images/6501(3).gif/dims/resize/740/optimize">https://img.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/newsV2/images/6501(3).gif/dims/resize/740/optimize

[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 10:25:17 ago (+0/-0)

This Mary statue I found is interesting... ahem, not Catholic btw.

https://files.catbox.moe/lete7a.jpg

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 14:05:36 ago (+1/-0)

Sure. Just put that right over next to the giant inflatable French "Christmas tree".
https://i.huffpost.com/gen/2179618/thumbs/o-PAUL-MCCARTHY-570.jpg?4

[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 18:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

Lol... yeah I'm busy this year for Christmas just a heads up... I'll be away like far, far away, no need for an invite, please tell the missus. So sorry not sorry! :p