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‘Serious threat’: Russia plans to put nuclear missile into space. America...you are facing an existential threat. Act now and take out Putin! USA!USA!USA!

submitted by paul_neri to WorldWar3 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 20:24:08 ago (+1/-7)     (www.theaustralian.com.au)

https://www.theaustralian.com.au/world/the-times/serious-threat-russia-plans-to-put-nuclear-missile-into-space/news-story/d5d650ff41a3407a5bee0b6a7a64050d



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[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 20:31:32 ago (+2/-0)

They already have several nukes in space.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 20:33:12 ago (+0/-0)

OMG! Why didn't someone tell me! Commencing bunker-building.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:26:11 ago (+1/-0)

This is not a problem. The solution to a nuclear missile in space is to shoot it down after it orbits just past the USA. Russia can not come close to our launch cadence or diversity of launch sites.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:28:16 ago (+0/-0)

Phew!Hope you're right!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 23:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

They have supersonic missiles though

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 20:33:20 ago (+1/-0)

Why are they putting nukes in space?

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 20:35:36 ago (+1/-0)

The earth is flat so they have a big tire pump that runs on nukes to fill the earth back up to normal roundness.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:09:37 ago (+0/-0)

... to keep the air hot.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:27:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nukes in space allow you to launch a first strike.

One nuke lets you EMP your enemy. 1,000 nukes in space let you launch a preemptive first strike that prevents your enemy from retaliating.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:31:28 ago (+0/-0)

I heard something Noam Chomsky said and it was that the instigator of a nuclear war (first striker) would be cutting their own throat - nuclear winter.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:08:58 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta put them somewhere.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 23:45:56 ago (+0/-0)

Biden and the dems caused all of this. all they could talk about when Trump was pres was Russia, Russia, Russia so its no surprise after they cheated their way in they start war with or cause Russia to do crazy shit.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 14, 2024 22:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

@Joe_McCarthy Are American White Supremacists on Telegram still the greatest threat to national security? Free Palestinian supporters? Muh Russia? Or, something else?