I had some insightful experiences highlighting the importance of body language. It's something that all of you surely know about but are healthy enough to never have been the target of the kind of attention I received over a couple of days. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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I had some insightful experiences highlighting the importance of body language. It's something that all of you surely know about but are healthy enough to never have been the target of the kind of attention I received over a couple of days.
submitted by deleted to whatever 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 16:52:11 ago (+5/-0) (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 17:08:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:14:23 ago (+1/-0)

He had young hispanic females giving him deceptively suggestive looks.

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:31:45 ago (+1/-0)

Does that mean they got pregnant by just looking at him?

This happens alot with Latinas.

Be careful.

Use sunglasses.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

And a neck gaiter. By next month they're going to be 4 foot 6, circumference equal to height, and wearing a Bowler hat.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:22:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 01:07:24 ago (+1/-0)

I'll have to watch for that, but I'd probably have to disable my "Get tf off my lawn" signs.

[ - ] TheYiddler 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 17:17:09 ago (+8/-0)

Schizo talk.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 17:29:50 ago (+1/-0)

microbes communicating.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 17:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:23:57 ago (+0/-0)

No, I meant the artificial food preservative in your system communicated with the artificial food preservatives in their system which led them to interact with you.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:13:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:16:12 ago (+2/-0)

Not sure what's going on, but now I see it's not your 'accent' that's causing odd reactions in people around you.

So what happened with the insecure and malicious older woman?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

@Oceania I would also like to know what the plain food item was that the other guy would go goofy for.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:14:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:47:48 ago (+1/-0)

It's normal for people to react to the behavior of others. You're seeming to have an unusual number of those, with reactions that seem strange to you and us.

In your last post you decided that changing your accent so people don't think you're from another place was critically important. Now your microbes causing abnormal body language are the issue.

You might think that maybe I'm reading too much into normal situations.

On the face of it, you sound a little nuts. You "felt visibly agitated". You "noticed some predatory behavior". You had "young hispanic females giving [you] deceptively suggestive looks". And all the rest of those weird word combinations and perceptions.

As long as it's not causing you major problems, at least your daily experience isn't boring.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 11:01:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

Need to be out when less people are around. Easiest way to cut the unsolicited chit chat.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:38:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:32:33 ago (+0/-0)

Cool story bro.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:40:03 ago (+3/-0)

I don’t usually recommend meds but…

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

Eat normal wood, freak

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:38:11 ago (+1/-0)

I bet you don’t even spice your wood!

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 23:36:24 ago (+2/-0)

Just cinnamon bark

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:07:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 09:30:52 ago (+1/-0)

Stake, sharp

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:29:09 ago (+1/-0)

Guy wakes up after living with NFS and experiences white society.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:40:40 ago (+0/-0)

What is nfs?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

N igger
F atigue
S yndrome

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:42:48 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:30:11 ago (+2/-0)

What do the voices in your head think of the situation?

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:38:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:17:17 ago (+1/-0)

Aren’t you that mexican who thinks people don’t like you because of your accent?
Yeah, it’s not just your accent ese

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:00:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 09:32:05 ago (+0/-0)

But you couldn’t enrich your own country

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:45:59 ago (+1/-0)

You have worms. Take praziquantel or something.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 02:12:01 ago (+0/-0)

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