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Hello people. Its time for the Friday Night Guitar Thread. Don't be shy. Grab your instrument and let 'er rip! How about a bitchin' solo, do you got one in you? Lets hear it! Music is for sharing!
submitted by Sleazy to Guitar 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:00:05 ago (+15/-3) (Guitar)

Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:00:56 ago (+4/-0)

Here is a song I wrote about trying to remove a crazy woman from my home who does not want to leave and is very violent and out of control. I have lyrics for it but every single time I have ever sang them for anyone, they took it personally and got up and left. Nobody has ever left on me when I leave the words out and just do it as an instrumental.

its called Leave

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:10:45 ago (+2/-0)

I'll sing.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yeah! Go for it man!

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:14:19 ago (+2/-0)

send me the lyrics, I'll send them back.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:22:21 ago (+2/-0)

i told you to leave why havent you left yet
i want you to get the fuck out of here

im sick and tired of your face
being inside of my place
I am done with your mouth
get the fuck out my house

i told you to leave why havent you left yet
i want you to get the fuck out of here

I dont really care if you dont have anywhere to go
you just got to get off your ass and walk right out the door
dont you understand that I dont want you here no more
how many time do i got to tell you to get the fuck out of my house

i told you to leave why havent you left yet
i want you to get the fuck out of here

im sick and tired of your face
being inside of my place
I am done with your mouth
get the fuck out my house

- so basically thats it

you can feel free to embellish

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:32:51 ago (+2/-0)

I think bosunmoon left.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:33:42 ago (+3/-0)

I'm hoping he's singing!

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:05:10 ago (+2/-0)

I think you're wrong.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

These are my refined lyrics I find more in cadence with the song. I'm shitfaced but I'm going to try to sing them.

i told you to leave
why havent you left

i want you the fuck out of here

im sick and tired of your face

being inside of my place

I am done with your mouth
get the fuck out my house

i told you to leave why havent you left
i want you to getk out of here

I dont care if you"ve got no place to go

Just get off your ass
walk out that door

Don't come round here no more

fucking understand
I dont want you here no more

how many times do i got to tell you to get the fuck out of my house

i told you to leave why havent you left
i want you to get the fuck out of here

im sick and tired of your face
being inside my place
I am done with your mouth
get the fuck out my house

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:57:18 ago (+2/-0)

fuck yeah! belt that shit out like you mean it!

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:08:11 ago (+2/-0)

files.catbox.moe/xokjse.m4a

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:11:47 ago (+2/-0)

LoL Fucking Awesome

there were two people in the room with me here when I started playing it and they both left!!!

Fucking hilarious!

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:15:20 ago (+3/-0)

I once had a good looking hollywood jew squat on my couch, so this is personal. I met her at the cop shop a few hours after she returned my stolen guitar.

Continue thread

[ + ] popticalillusion

[ - ] popticalillusion 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 18:58:47 ago (+1/-0)

Damn, that was pretty awesome! Sounds like you made some changes since I lost my Internet.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 00:30:48 ago (+0/-0)

I play it all the time but sometimes I forget parts lol

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:16:13 ago (+2/-0)

This is from the archives... It's just some drumming.

Riding With The Metro Gnome

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:23:50 ago (+2/-0)

nice beat, you should over and play my drums, I haven't had a drummer come by in a while LoL

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:49:05 ago (+2/-0)

If I'm ever in the area, I'll play your kit. I might even take the time to tune your heads and set everything up. That depends on how drunk I get...

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:51:17 ago (+2/-0)

I think you will find it is pretty well tuned as it is, but you may have different preferences!

You can get as drunk as you want, just don't drive

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:00:25 ago (+3/-0)

I do not drink and drive. So, that's a given.

I drove drunk a great deal. I figure my luck/skill must have worn out by now. I can drive drunk without causing any accidents, but at some point, the cops are going to stop me and put me in jail. I'm more worried about getting an OUI than I am about crashing into something while I'm drunk.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:04:41 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, it would really suck to get an OWI. They make you jump through a whole bunch of hoops that you would really rather not have to deal with.

It's easy enough to call for a ride if you really have to get somewhere these days, at least where I am

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:30:58 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah... I can easily call an Uber.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:33:32 ago (+2/-0)

if even you can, there is no excuse for anybody drive drunk

Did you see that a visitor to tonights thread sang the lyrics to my song and shared it?

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:07:46 ago (+2/-0)

Mot yet. I'll listen tomorrow.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 16:21:54 ago (+1/-0)

man I had a hell of a weekend, a fucking endless party

Continue thread

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:18:28 ago (+2/-0)

Africans used to use drums to communicate over long distances through the jungle.

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:31:47 ago (+2/-0)

Yup. As did every other civilization. Literally, every civilization developed the drum.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:38:43 ago (+2/-0)

But could they specifically convey whether or not their milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard?

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:10:34 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty much, yeah... Drums were useful tools for communication, which is why various peoples had things like giant war drums that were used to tell troops how to move.

Though, I suppose milkshakes might have been an issue. There was milk aplenty, but not always from bovines.

We've been drumming since we crawled down from the trees. We probably banged on shit prior to that as a way to communicate.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:14:46 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting. But did these drum banging hominids know how to convey the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 14:18:11 ago (+0/-0)

Now that I do not know. I think those are both cultivars, so they probably didn't exist back then.

Well, at least not in their current form.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 16:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

The difference is I wouldn't pay twenty bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 19:49:40 ago (+1/-0)

It's 2024. You can have all the kinks you want!

[ + ] popticalillusion

[ - ] popticalillusion 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 18:51:02 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty awesome stuff! I'm not back online yet, but hopefully something works out soon. At least I can listen through my tablet and a nice Bluetooth speaker for some decent sound quality. 🙂

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 19:50:08 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you're online soon!

What's preventing you from accessing the internet? Is there something I can do to help?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:58:34 ago (+1/-0)

I made up a little ditty on the fruity loops, is it interesting?

[ + ] popticalillusion

[ - ] popticalillusion 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 19:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty good! I never know where you are going to go on some stuff, but that's what makes it interesting!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 00:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:39:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds great duder.

[ - ] ChatGPT 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 23:03:45 ago (+2/-0)

The music here B'sTFO the niggerbowl shit.

Well done fellers.

I figure they'll rotate the same ol' niggers over and over from now on. Next year Beyonce, then nigger rappers, then Rhianna, then Usher.

Tell you what man. If you don't wanna get shot at a parade become a Niner fan. They'll never have a parade.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 23:09:47 ago (+1/-0)

Hell yeah!

[ - ] drhitler 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:11:41 ago (+5/-0)

Just a little fingerpicking bit, its from wonderboy dragons trap

this is the first music i really remember when i was really young and played this game, brings me back to a different time when i hear it.

https://files.catbox.moe/9zqryu.mp3

tab : https://www.songsterr.com/a/wsa/william-saffier-geesdorf-side-crawlers-dance-wonder-boy-iii-the-dragons-trap-tab-s491774t0

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds good. Real nice. Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed that

[ + ] drhitler

[ - ] drhitler 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 04:13:29 ago (+3/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/buejqu.mp3

just redone properly with 2 guitar tracks, all just done with a strat and some digital amps, they're really good these days

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 14:04:55 ago (+0/-0)

hell yeah, that sounds even better! Great job

[ + ] popticalillusion

[ - ] popticalillusion 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 18:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't listen to the first one because my data plan sucks ass, but It sounds really great mixed like this! Great work on the recording too.