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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 20:56:57 ago (+5/-2)

Good. That's how it fuckin should be. Using the left lane as a passing lane would work great, if everyone used it like that. Instead you got fuck knuckles in the far left lane matching speed with the other two lanes. This triggers a chain reaction of other selfish fucks passing dangerously in the far right lane. People die because of this all the time. Meanwhile Mr I can drive in whatever lane I want drives on like nothing happened, even though he was partially responsible for the accident.

Fuck that. People are so fuckin retarded.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:22:02 ago (+2/-0)*

You're conveniently leaving out the most important information. Why do you need to pass someone? Are the other drivers "slow" or are they following the rules of the road and going the speed limit? And most important are you following the rules and not speeding? If you're speeding and need the left lane to speed in then this is just bullshit based on the fact that you want to break the law and drive like a fucking nigger.

I drive safe and stay in the right lane until I need to pass which always is a pain in the ass because of people speeding. I try to pass slower moving cars (where the other driver is below the speed limit) when I have the cruise control on not speeding and doing the speed limit then these speeders who are breaking the law zoom up behind me, coming out of nowhere and ride my bumper, flashing lights and acting like complete niggers while I still have cruise control on trying to pass like a normal person.

When it's time for me to get back into the other lane (not cutting off the person in the other lane making sure I have room to get over and have signaled my intentions using the turn signal) the faggot who is speeding and driving reckless, driving too close to my bumper then steps on the gas, cuts the guy in the right lane off, almost clips my bumper and tries passing in the other lane not even giving me the chance to pass normal.

Speeding and driving like a nigger is what causes accidents. Not people who you claim are 'matching speed'. I bet every time I pass someone, and they do this to me, they claim I'm in the wrong for passing, or "matching speed", meanwhile they are speeding and driving too close and driving reckless.

Fuck all you faggot nigger low IQ drivers.

Happens all the time.

This just in: I'm retarded because I don't drive like a nigger...

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 09:59:57 ago (+1/-0)

Confirmed - Monica really is a woman.

[ - ] paine_in_the_arse 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:34:54 ago (+0/-0)

They are government sponsored fucks to slow down traffic.

Go out at 6:30 am, free and clear and you'll be fine until they get on the roads. They start their shift at 7, at least in my area, or when I used to drive.

They most likely have different start times for each individual area.

[ - ] green_man 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:54:21 ago (+0/-0)

Over 20 years ago my friend and I coined the term "shylock formation" for any asshole that was in the passing lane while keeping pace with the traffic lane effectively blocking the passing lane.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:39:26 ago (+2/-0)

It sucks when you have to legislate basic manners. But... niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:39:13 ago (+3/-1)

As a Floridaman that drives like a maniac, I love this, but it will not be enforced

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 22:54:51 ago (+5/-0)

How do you enforce it? This is a serious question. Is it based on speed?

You might have obvious infractions, like when someone is driving in the far left lane and there's nobody else on the road. But in most ordinary traffic situations, isn't it reasonable that you could always be passing someone? What is the precise range in front of your vehicle that a car in the middle lane needs to be for it to be called passing?

"Officer, I was passing."

"Who?"

"Everyone. I decided I am passing everybody."

*Cop turns around and gets on the walkie-talkie

"He said the phrase. Yeah, he said 'passing everyone'. Alright, I'm gonna let him go."

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:16:07 ago (+2/-0)

Michigan is a "keep right except to pass" state. Bored cops will follow morons in the left and after a mile or two will pull them over.

Easy revenue.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 23:07:17 ago (+2/-1)

Where I live dumbasses drive slow in the left lane all the time, and everyone passes them on the right. But it's a low-crime area, and patrol cars are seldom seen, so I don't see anything changing.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:37:02 ago (+1/-0)

I seriously doubt it. Most people I've seen on the road are speeding. And it's the people speeding who have no self control or patience that drive like maniacs like you said you do. but then the maniacs blame the people who aren't breaking the law as usual with niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:38:42 ago (+0/-1)

Stay in the right lane, nigger

[ - ] Monica -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:42:51 ago (+1/-2)

Quit speeding, riding bumpers and driving reckless nigger.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:43:53 ago (+0/-1)

I dont ride bumpers or drive reckless, nigger

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:47:43 ago (+1/-1)

Speeding is reckless driving and nigger driving NIGGER. And if you're speeding I know you're a traffic weaving nigger. What's it with you niggers and weaves?

Stop speeding and drive like a normal WHITE man on a sunday and I won't call you nigger.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:48:16 ago (+0/-0)

Not if the next car is 100 yards ahead of me, nigger

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 18:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

In my area traffic is light during winter, there is no 'weaving' except for my wife Ja'nell'shay's hair

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 01:15:17 ago (+0/-0)

PIT them when you see them. Eventually there'll be none left.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 05:22:00 ago (+1/-0)

Good. A lot of states have this, including my own. Bad: None of them enforce it. It's sad, but the right lane is often times the new hammer lane. I pass so many fucking asshats three lanes across by sitting in the right these days.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:43:45 ago (+0/-0)

What speed are doing? How much above the limit?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 15:16:14 ago (+0/-0)

Depends. Typically only 3-10mph over. People just drive really slow these days; I regularly see people going 20 under in the middle and left lanes.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 02:15:00 ago (+1/-0)

If I have to make a left-hand turn within 3-5 minutes, I'm getting in the left lane. I'm not waiting until the last second to try to get over. Especially during traffic.

Someone was riding my ass early this morning. I was going to turn left in a few streets. We were the only people on the road. Fuck you. I'm going exactly the speed limit. Pass me on the right if that's too slow for you.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:46:51 ago (+0/-0)

If the exit is coming up you know the people speeding behind you will make it hellish trying to get over to exit. You have to plan ahead.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 21:03:20 ago (+1/-0)

Welcome to current year, Florida.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 19:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

Florida Man ain't gunna like this

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:33:50 ago (+0/-0)

What we fucking need in Florida is motorcycle and scooter lanes hell even invite the motor driven bicycles.
Give tax breaks. I want 90% gasoline tax reduction. I want a 1500 dollar tax credit each year to apply on state taxes.

I want dedicated parking like handicap.

Do this and traffick would collapse. The highways would be wide open and calm. Except the commercial trucks. But that's what the dedicated lanes are for.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:51:31 ago (+0/-0)

We could have so many things but niggers, spics, and kikes exist.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

They need this in every state. The stupid fucks who drive in the passing lane slowly really burn my grits.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 00:17:10 ago (+0/-0)

Slower traffic keep right

Keep right except to pass

All states should be the latter, but I know a lot are the former.