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A story from back in my middle school days.

submitted by Peleg to whatever 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 18:59:26 ago (+19/-1)     (whatever)

Others have shared stories so I thought I would also.

This one teacher was a short, fat, jerk of a guy. There were two girls setting in front of me. One was a loud mouth, the other was a very quiet and shy girl. Ol loud mouth was, running her mouth and the "teacher" told her to stop talking. She cussed him and started yammering about her daddy would blah blah blah. So this retard of a teacher, being afraid of loud mouth, gives the quite, shy girl a paddling! WRONG MOVE DUDE!
The next morning that quite, shy girl's dad came to school. This Man was about 6'6" tall. He had worked in rock quarries his whole life! He looked the way Louis L'Amour describes Tell Sackett. Broad shoulders and narrow hips and whatever he put his hands on generally moved!
This tall, quite, rock of a Man dragged that fat teacher out of his class room a Beat the living dog shit out of him!
In those days if a teacher was going to paddle a girl he had better make sure she was really guilty of what he said she was getting the paddling for!
NOBODY said One word to that parent!
The fat stupid teacher quit right there! LOL! He moved back up north. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was awesome.


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[ - ] Sector2 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 19:46:20 ago (+7/-0)

Upvoted as soon as I read Louis L'Amour.

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

I hated reading, until a friend introduced me to L'Amour. The Sacketts, to be specific.
I've been a voracious reader ever since. Now I read everything.

[ - ] Laputois -3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 10:00:33 ago (+0/-3)

Most of the voracious readers I know read absolute garbage. Fantasy, escapism, and titalation. Absolute garbage. Several of my sisters are on that list. Unfortunately their reading provided them with some archaic references but little real knowledge, imagination, creativity or perception. L'amour penned comic books for adults. Try James A. Michener, at least he did some historical research and tried to remain true to it in his fiction. By consuming works peddled by "Bantam Books" Penguin or Random House, you are as manipulated as someone who would watch a Norman Lear TV show.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 10:25:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 11:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaahha. I have made a new friend that follows me around like a puppy awarding downvotes. How feeble. You have shot your wad here as well.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 11:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 11:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

I love Michener, but he likes to throw in a good chunk of religion into most of the historical books. He's also against slavery and for the black man/minority.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 11:41:03 ago (+1/-0)

He was raised Quaker. Hard to escape one's programming.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 21:58:01 ago (+6/-0)

Great story. If only parents these days had the balls to do that to faggot teachers that send their kids home with dildos and gay sex pamphlets.

[ - ] Peleg [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:39:22 ago (+2/-0)

EXACTLY! faggot teachers, school administrators, and school board members all, nead to be horse whipped for the shit they are doing now!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 22:25:57 ago (+3/-0)

I’m confused. Why exactly did the teacher give a paddling to the shy quiet girl?

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:08:34 ago (+1/-0)

He was afraid of loud mouth girl, so he paddled shy girl to "teach loud mouth a lesson".
I know, it's stupid, that's why I called him a retard.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 22:35:26 ago (+2/-0)

Most teachers are fucking losers. I say that after having been to "good" private schools.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:57:03 ago (+3/-0)

I worked at a very expensive private school for rich kids and celebrities. The teachers were all whores and idiots. They were hot though, but literally just glorified baby sitters.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 00:02:36 ago (+1/-0)

I would say maybe one in five teachers were actually good. I went to a really well off high school and there were better teachers there than most schools but the public grade schools I went to they were goddamn retarded.

[ - ] Peleg [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

And you are 100% correct.

[ - ] Hh 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 07:00:04 ago (+1/-0)

Never a location for these stories

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:10:24 ago (+1/-0)

Ain't that the truth.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 06:38:40 ago (+1/-0)

What is a paddling and why did the teacher do it to the quiet girl immediately after talking to loud mouth?

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:22:57 ago (+1/-0)

You must be very young.
Long ago, in a time very different from today, teachers had boards of wood, usually a 1"×4" piece of hickory. They would trim one end down until it fit their hands. They would make a "bad" student bend over and smack them across the ass with the paddle. Most of the time it was 3 "licks" with the paddle. It stung like hell. One male teacher, the sports coach, would try and hit some of the guys hard enough to lift them off the floor.
Children were a whole WHOLE lot better behaved back then!
The teacher in my story was afraid of loud mouth girl, so he paddled shy girl to, "teach loud mouth a lesson". I know it's stupid. That's why I called him a retard.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 12:58:00 ago (+1/-0)

The teacher in my story was afraid of loud mouth girl, so he paddled shy girl to, "teach loud mouth a lesson". I know it's stupid

wow that is stupid.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 12:58:12 ago (+1/-0)

I know you didn't go to my school, because it was a 2"x6", with holes. Same sports teacher though. 'Mr Goudy'

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 01:23:54 ago (+1/-0)

Probably a Jew teacher

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:25:36 ago (+1/-0)

The more I think about it the more I believe he was a jew. I was very young and didn't know the difference in a human and a jew back then.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

Louis L'Amour

God damn you're old

[ - ] Peleg [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:27:42 ago (+2/-0)

It beats the alternative.
You might make it to be old some day, unless you're dead. Hummm.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 12:07:31 ago (+1/-0)

succinct.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 14:38:53 ago (+1/-0)

I read Louis L'Amour books when I was a kid also

[ - ] paul_neri -7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 20:01:32 ago (+1/-8)

Why didn't you come to the shy girl's aid? What kind of a man were you ffs?

[ - ] dass 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 22:27:26 ago (+2/-0)

Fck off neri !!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 22:46:28 ago (+2/-0)

KYS

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:33:26 ago (+1/-0)

Well, faggot, if I recall correctly, most of us in that class complained about it. At the time if a student stood up to a teacher, right or wrong didn't matter, you were in more trouble than the original student. We ALL knew to take stuff like that to your parents. They would deal with it.