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I am calling on anyone here that has any spare dildos lying around to give them to me so that I may send them to Joe Biden

submitted by Bidenguy666 to AskUpgoat 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 19:03:30 ago (+17/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Please clean them beforehand, I don’t want to get arrested.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 19:43:47 ago (+6/-0)

yeah I'm fresh out bro. I used to dildos just all over the place laying in every nook and cranny I got but then, then I invited dangus over and they all disappeared.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 19:34:57 ago (+3/-0)

I'd hit up queeri and Unclebuttplug I'm pretty sure since they can't own guns they've stockpiled what they claim are "penis shaped nunchucks" in case the diversity police ask if they got a loicense!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 19:45:27 ago (+2/-0)

Hold on........I'm channeling HPOP right now........delivery incoming!

[ - ] Nietzsche 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 21:59:30 ago (+2/-0)

He was nasty, but a great goat.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 8, 2024 00:34:01 ago (+1/-0)

Ask @paul_neri the faggot

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 22:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry I left them all in your mom...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 20:59:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 21:50:09 ago (+1/-0)

Nasty Slut.....

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 19:24:59 ago (+1/-0)

"Biden".

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 8, 2024 01:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

Copycat! Don't be a ditto dildo'r

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2024 22:32:04 ago (+0/-0)

Back in 1990 my buddy worked at McDonald's and got fired and he drove like 2 hours one way to a sex toy store and bought a huge black dildo just so he could hang it on the drive-thru order screen.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 8, 2024 08:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

Great. Shaniqua can get some twerking in while she orders 6 crispy McChickens, a large fry, and a Diet Coke.