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Crow and Cat have a chat

submitted by shitface9000 to AnimalsBeingBros 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 12:58:33 ago (+26/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/j5s1l9.mp4



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[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 13:24:52 ago (+6/-0)

Crow: "Hey, you're in my spot."

Cat: "Fuck off. I was here first, and it's warm."

Crow: "Just telling you."

Cat: "Okay, I'm told. Now fuck off."

Crow: "This isn't over."

Crow walks off.

Crow comes back.

Crow: "Hey, just lettin' you know that while you were sittin' in my spot some bird took a giant shit in your food bowl."

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 21:00:20 ago (+2/-0)

Bad lip reading needs to do this.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 13:04:08 ago (+3/-0)

people that live high above the ground. do you let your cats out on the balcony?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 13:17:15 ago (+2/-0)

...people who are high usually fall from a balcony thinking that they're a cat that will land on it's feet...

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 21:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

Well you've certainly landed on your head a couple times.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 23:54:36 ago (+1/-0)

There’s usually one or 2 spring breakers that test gravity via their hotel balcony while down here….

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 15:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

That is way too dangerous for Mr. Whiskers! They need to put some kind of wire fencing around the balcony.

[ - ] Isaacjan 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 17:53:48 ago (+2/-0)

Dont let your cats onto balcony's Jesus Christ

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 21:01:51 ago (+0/-0)

And Jesus response was?

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 22:08:39 ago (+1/-0)

WWJD?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 20, 2024 21:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

jews for Jesus?

[ - ] Questionable_2 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 16:45:07 ago (+2/-0)

That fucker was plotting a meal!
My guess is the crow was trying to bait the cat into jumping, hoping it would fall to the ground and die.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 17:42:20 ago (+1/-0)

I thought this too.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 22:09:27 ago (+1/-0)

i like to think they're friends and have periodic chats

[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 21, 2024 01:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

It's a stalemate.

The crow was baiting the cat to jump over the ledge.

The cat, being as he was very wise, refused to fall for such a simple trick a third time.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 23:55:26 ago (+1/-0)

Crow was saying “ I fucking dare you to pounce”……

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 19, 2024 20:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

The cats annoyed but it's smart enough not to jump on the ledge and become Super Dave The Cat.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 20, 2024 20:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

My cat falls off the kitchen table on the reg

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 20, 2024 21:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

You should name it 0bitten.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 20, 2024 00:34:13 ago (+0/-0)

The view is beautiful too