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The urge to steal arrives early.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Monkeyshines 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 01:01:08 ago (+20/-0)     (Monkeyshines)

Was at Publix earlier, just trying to get some delicious fried chicken. Go over to the self serve area and there's a pack of niggers over there waiting for deli service. The smallest of the brood, a male nog about the age of six, helped itself to a pack of the fuckin mixed fried chicken! Little nigger reached right up and helped itself to a fuckin drumstick. Momma nog finally noticed and put the half eaten drumstick back in the fuckin box and told baby nigger to get him a napkin.

Long story short, I settled in a fuckin frozen pizza tonight. Fucking shameless beasts ruined chicken night forever.

I saw many more horrors in those isles, shit stressed me out to the point that I left my wife in the line to pay so I could get some air. Last time I go to Publix at 5:30pm. Shit's a fuckin jungle at that time.


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[ - ] eongoat 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 06:51:20 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 02:24:36 ago (+5/-0)

I hope you told someone to shit can the box

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 02:45:16 ago (+3/-0)

they are animals (sorry, animals). I'm still lucky enough not to see them around me too much yet. I think it would give me nightmares if that were the case, just like you, actually.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 12:46:12 ago (+2/-0)

I used to work by a Publix that had a decent hot bar. A sloppy fat nigger wearing his Home Depot uniform gave no fucks and was standing there with his fork going to town on everything. He did not care people were disgusted and asking him what the fuck are you doing. The manager threw him out. They had to close the bar and throw everything away. I went to the Home Depot across the street and showed the GM the video of the slob. Needless to say he wasn’t amused. Never saw the guy again.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 14:11:32 ago (+1/-0)

What a fucking asshole. Congrats on showing the HD manager the video.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 12:12:50 ago (+2/-0)

I ONLY go to Publix or Walmart when they open at 6 or 7 am. Aint NO niggaz awake at that time. Went this morning, didnt see one monkeyshiner.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 14:13:36 ago (+1/-0)

I only go at 9pm to avoid the crowds and had to show a nigger I was armed in the parking lot one night.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 15:08:31 ago (+2/-0)

When I go in the morning at opening time, there aint no one there. Last 2 Sundays at Publix I was the only MF in there at 7 am. This morning, maybe 3 ppl. Dark parking lots are nigger magnets.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 12:07:25 ago (+2/-0)

niggers are not human and should never be regarded as such.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 22, 2024 11:41:41 ago (+2/-0)

Welcome to America the jungle, baby.