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Company's 'semen stealing' kit aimed at making men dads without permission

submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to ClownWorld 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 14:46:46 ago (+15/-0)     (winnipegsun.com)

https://winnipegsun.com/news/world/companys-semen-stealing-kit-aimed-at-making-men-dads-without-permission

A company is marketing an "at-home insemination kit" on social-media site X that encourages women to fish used condoms out of the garbage without their partner's knowledge and then "use the collected semen" to get pregnant and "make him a dad without his permission."


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[ - ] WNwoman 11 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 15:04:58 ago (+11/-0)

This is why you shouldn’t sleep with anyone you don’t want to procreate with.

[ - ] Xantha 8 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:19:28 ago (+8/-0)

1) Abstinence
2) Get them balls snipped
3) Pack it out with you when you leave
4) Flush it if you really fucking hate plumbers
5) Fill it with lots of hotsauce and listen carefully for any wild sudden inconsolable screaming
6) Pull a #3, but leave a decoy #5.
7) Get married you hopelessly romantic sickos.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Xantha 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 26, 2024 07:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

almost did, but decided it was too perverted.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 20:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

Step 6 sounds fun

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:29:18 ago (+2/-0)

Sleeping with them is okay unless you're prone to wet dreams. Sex with them should be off the table.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 20:22:57 ago (+2/-0)

Ok cuddle buddies remember when that was a thing? I dont believe a word out of their lying mouths. We only cuddled... maybe as far as one of them knew but X. hard X.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 21:07:17 ago (+0/-0)

Ok cuddle buddies remember when that was a thing?

i wonder how he dealt with the erection when the cuddle was over? first time i hear that term. personally if i'm going to cuddle with a woman i'm going to be left with some erotic feelings that will need to be dealt with afterward.

wait, how did you dealt with the sexual tension??? the whole thing is like basically given your man perpetual blue balls lmao

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 21:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

I think I missed the cuddle buddy thing, although I might have read about it. You're probably right about hard X.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 23:23:21 ago (+1/-0)

easier said than done, esp after a few drinks

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 15:03:12 ago (+4/-0)

Cool, now I have a way to market my "plan B the baby tapping bitch without her permission"

comes with stairs and a set of wire coat hangers.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 14:52:09 ago (+4/-0)

That's why you always take it to the bathroom and use CTRL + ATL + FLUSH...

[ - ] Gowithit 12 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 14:54:22 ago (+12/-0)

Better option would be to not have random sex at all.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 14:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

I don't disagree... But, for those that do, It's the option to take...

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 15:10:17 ago (+6/-0)

its amazing the things a person can control.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 15:20:03 ago (+3/-0)

Like the urge to be a Bitch and ruin a mans life? ;-)

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 15:28:00 ago (+4/-0)

Fine. Have that one.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 15:44:27 ago (+2/-0)*

Gowie,


I don't know how, and I don't know why, but every aspect of Society has turned to shit!
I wish there there was a way for the World to collectively "Step back from the ledge".

All I can say, is that in the proverbial, (metaphorical?), frog in the ever slowly increasing pot of boiling water, the temperature has gotten high enough to be noticed.

I hate the way men and women are today. THIS SUCKS! We're weaponized against each other. It shouldn't be that way! This is becoming Nazi Germany. No one can trust anyone. The fabric of society has been stretched to the point of breaking...

You made very good & valid points. I didn't mean to trash them. I try to live the best & cleanest life I can. There are times I wish an alien spaceship (The Non-Anal Probing type) would come down an kidnap me, and take me to some amazing planet where the people don't suck, and the climate & food are always perfect.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 16:15:12 ago (+2/-0)

Nazi Germany

You mean stasi Germany?

I don't know about you and Nazi Germany looks pretty awesome from here.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:34:14 ago (+1/-0)*

I don't know how, and I don't know why,

Because "people in general" are the cattle in the meme. They always were too, but the ranchers used to at least promote herd health. The new management does not.

This is becoming Nazi Germany.

More like becoming the current day United Kingdom.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:39:22 ago (+2/-0)

*Except the urge to browse the internet on a phone.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 16:50:53 ago (+3/-0)

What, no one here suggesting the company owners may be jewish!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:48:08 ago (+5/-0)

We don't have to suggest a foregone conclusion.

[ - ] Hugh 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 23:43:04 ago (+1/-0)

so this is why all these illegal chinese nationals have massage parlors in every city in america

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 16:21:58 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 21:41:55 ago (+0/-0)

Why you always flush them down the toilet. /s

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 20:16:44 ago (+0/-0)

"how do you get pregnant from a blowjob!?"

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 19:38:28 ago (+0/-0)

This is why you need to keep a bottle of hand sanitizer with bleach added next to your bed if you have sex using a condom. Otherwise go directly to the restroom and wash out the condom.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 17:08:38 ago (+1/-1)

Marriage fixes this.