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true story from back in the day

submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 22:09:01 ago (+10/-2)     (WhiteBoySummer)

I had a friend. Tall, good looking guy, always drove nice cars. His dad had money.

I cant remember where he met the bitch. Had to be a bar for sure. Good looking woman with a WILD streak a mile wide. My buddy was no shrinking violet himself.

She was a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader. He's telling me they were driving on Gandy Blvd. A major highway leading to one of the bridges that cross Tampa Bay.

They pulled to the side of the road and he started fucking her on the hood of his BMW! In rush hour traffic! He said cars were flying by leaning on their horns.

About 2 weeks later she comes over to his place on his birthday and is fucking him on his couch. Then he fucked up! While he's fucking her he says "I love you". She says "what did you say?". He says it again.

She says "thats what I thought you said". Gets up, straightens her clothes, and walks out the door!

He never spoke to her again. I could tell it bothered him. This was a guy that juggled women and laughed when he dumped them for the next one. Finally met his match.


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[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 08:33:56 ago (+2/-0)

And the Eagles did a song about them.

Life in the Fast Lane

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 06:04:04 ago (+2/-0)

yeah they tend not to like it when you rip out the l word for the first time when youre already balls deep in their poon....

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 22:58:58 ago (+3/-3)

So a prostitute/whore with daddy/love issues got creeped out by your retarded friend. No-action drama, side storyline from Sex in the City?

[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 00:51:32 ago (+7/-1)

Ya know this site has a shitload of negative people just looking to pump themselves up by putting other people down.
I was trying to tell a humorous story.
Do you feel important now?
Loser

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2024 05:17:33 ago (+1/-1)

You were telling a jewish story about your kike friend.

Go drink more alcohol. That’ll fix whatever’s wrong with your life!

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2024 14:03:25 ago (+0/-1)

Ha! He was a kike! That's why we're not friends anymore. And I am a drunk. I bow to the sensei!
Just the same. That was a funny story. Bitch.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2024 17:56:08 ago (+0/-0)

You are still a fully judaised retard. Tell your degenerate stories to your gay friends.

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2024 00:30:14 ago (+0/-1)

I'm imagining your effimenet neck bones breaking under the pressure of my manly arms

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2024 04:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

I’m imagining cutting your slabby gut open as your slow grandma arms shake with adrenaline.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 00:53:21 ago (+2/-1)

Fucking asshole
Keep fucking your bald boyfriend and telling yourself suicidal thoughts are normal.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2024 05:16:51 ago (+0/-0)

Is this bald boyfriend of yours a tiny hat wearing person?

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2024 14:05:32 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah I'm banging your dad

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2024 17:55:05 ago (+0/-0)

Your dad is a jew that raped you - and now you willingly take it in the ass?

Makes perfect sense now!