How it all started - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

How it all started
submitted by ProudRebel to Upgoat 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 12:39:22 ago (+16/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 5 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 14:59:29 ago (+5/-0)

I don't think we're supposed to be doing that.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 15:36:34 ago (+2/-0)

Eh, some women overproduce. Though most would just express it out.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 17:17:53 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 18:20:58 ago (+1/-1)

You don't know shit about women. You have to pump it or you get mastitis, high fevers, infections and can die.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 15:37:33 ago (+3/-0)

Like a backwards, twisted version of Romulus and Remus.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 14:16:14 ago (+2/-0)

That’s some Borat shit.

[ - ] Mr_ 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 14:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

That kids got a shallow latch. Little goats going to be gulping air

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 3, 2024 20:06:42 ago (+0/-0)

My wife overproduced. Each morning and evening, I had to help her out. Delicious! It made me the big baby I am today.