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[ - ] calx 11 points 6 monthsApr 8, 2024 23:57:30 ago (+11/-0)

If a dog doesn't trust you - you're doing it wrong.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 00:07:35 ago (+6/-2)

I trust every dog breed EXCEPT Pit Bulls. I will never trust, or own one.

[ - ] GreatSatan 6 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 02:34:07 ago (+7/-1)

They are the niggers of dogs

[ - ] calx 5 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 00:10:06 ago (+5/-0)

Never met one ha. The most aggressive dog I ever came across was with an ex girlfriend. It was a police-trained German Shepherd. She was a great dog and I miss her much more than the ex.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 5 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 06:18:30 ago (+6/-1)

Pitbulls are not dogs they are four legged niggers

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 00:13:03 ago (+7/-0)

never trust anyone your dog doesn't like

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 03:41:44 ago (+3/-0)

that's no exactly pure science, is it?

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 04:12:04 ago (+2/-0)

good enough for me

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 08:42:41 ago (+2/-0)

No, better.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 12:06:05 ago (+1/-0)

You mean it's not heavily funded by people with an interest in a particular outcome?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 08:43:18 ago (+3/-0)

Same here. Its a huge red flag.

[ - ] Antropomorphic 2 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 09:27:14 ago (+2/-0)

either you don't own a chiwawa or you don't have any friends.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 19:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

I do not nor never have owned a chihuahua

[ - ] puppy528 6 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 00:20:54 ago (+6/-0)

I was attacked by dogs as a kid, once really badly (pit bull tried its best to remove my stomach from the rest of me). I'm still a bit uneasy around ones I don't know. It can be a catch-22 for me, because I know dogs can pick up on that unease, and are more likely to be aggressive towards me as a result, which is part of what makes me uneasy around them.
If a dog doesn't trust me, it's probably because it knows I don't trust it.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 08:41:52 ago (+3/-0)

Username checks out. Interesting perspective man, thanks for the story. Hope your anxiety wanes.

[ - ] puppy528 1 point 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 10:24:46 ago (+1/-0)

Online nickname from a game I used to play. Coincidences are weird, sometimes.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 4 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 04:22:52 ago (+4/-0)

Just watched the nazi film on the Rothschilds. They have a dog who barks and growls at Nathan Rothschild lulz

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 05:05:28 ago (+3/-0)

There is only one thing wrong with dogs, their lives burn so fast that they will make you cry.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 08:46:52 ago (+3/-0)

This! The unavoidable tragedy of having a friend with a shorter lifespan than you.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 03:38:59 ago (+4/-1)*

since I've been bitten by a (small) dog, I don't trust any of those streetshitters anymore.

[ - ] Isaacjan 2 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 10:01:25 ago (+2/-0)

I never trust anyone that can't fucking spell. Faggot.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 22:24:06 ago (+0/-0)

Awe, don't be like that cupcake. I still love you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 07:07:52 ago (+2/-0)

Dogs are slobber machines

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 01:04:22 ago (+2/-0)

Trying to get a whiff of that meat wallet.

I see you, Playa.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 05:50:22 ago (+1/-0)*

Oh the joy it brings seeing them part like the red sea scurry like cockroaches when takin walks. The fear is real and drama epic, mostly seeing that they use it as a victim card verification response seeing how much you react to their fear like looking at you ugly, walking as far around, running looking back, hiding etc. And they are insulted when you just don't care or react making no effort to control the dog or say sorry crap on their overreacting paranoia game.
Puts a smile on my face and they see that it does.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 1 point 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 00:18:48 ago (+1/-0)

I seem to remember that was an emotional assistance dog

[ - ] Antropomorphic 0 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 09:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

Dachshunds are not dogs, they are posessed demons in dog skin suits that suck blood, if you don't believe me scratch their belly. Out of nowhere it will bite your hand, shake it till it bleeds, and then it will continue as usual, friendly even.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 00:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

When I'm angry. The dog just annoys me. I wanna be left alone.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 01:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't had the privilege of having a dog in over 30 years. He died when I was away at college, best dog in the fucking world... I do believe pit bulls are the nigger dogs, but I also believe there are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 6 monthsApr 10, 2024 02:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

I got that dog in me nigga I got that DAWG NAH SAYING MY NIGGA CHYA CHYA ILL POP A CAP IN YO HONKEY ASSSSSS

[ - ] GreenSaint -4 points 6 monthsApr 9, 2024 05:31:41 ago (+1/-5)

And never trust cat lovers. They’ll stab you in the back with a big grin on their faces