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OJ Simpson Was Dead Before Today.

submitted by Scyber to whatever 1 yearApr 11, 2024 13:47:20 ago (+4/-4)     (whatever)

I almost vividly remember him dying during the lockdowns - why are people posting about his death like 3 years later?

I know CERN fired up their particle accelerator on April 8th for the eclipse - pretty sure this news about OJ dying of cancer is just the residual effects of switching universes/timelines, so WTF? Seriously.


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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 14:31:14 ago (+1/-1)

Yo,Scyber,maybe time for you to get another clot-shot.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 16:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

I think you're right about being right.

And I think you're wrong about the timeline.

Worthwhile thought perspective, though.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 17:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

By the way, you might have got him mixed up with Colin Powell:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Powell

They even mention his vaccination status in the article.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 18:18:09 ago (+0/-0)

I am a firm believer in the mandella effect, but this one is not one in my reality.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 1 point 1 yearApr 11, 2024 15:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

They only reported Uncle Ted's death 5 months after it leaked. Then there's the missing Kate Middleton thing. I wouldn't doubt it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 14:27:54 ago (+2/-0)

Nah buddy. I remember reading an article about him saying he would go insane if he couldn't golf just a few weeks ago. Maybe it was a screenshot. Actually now I'm not sure. I do remember some notable celebs dying during the demic, John Prine at the top of my list. But OJ wasn't one of them.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 15:00:07 ago (+2/-0)

I read that as “switching universities”. 🤣

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 17:12:48 ago (+2/-0)

Take this Mandela effect shit back to reddit

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 15:24:58 ago (+5/-0)

You were in a divergent timeline.

Your cronatons got decronitated. THE TIME CROUTON HAS CRUMBLED!

[ - ] chrimony 7 points 1 yearApr 11, 2024 13:49:08 ago (+7/-0)

You're having a brain malfunction.