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Fatigue. Unexplained and rapid weight loss. Multiple pea sized lumps underneath both armpits. Uncontrollable homosexual urges. [2021]

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1 yearApr 14, 2024 09:55:22 ago (+2/-0)     (TheosOpiumDen)

Complaints of odd thoughts, which he does not seem to think belong to him.

Bilateral twitching of the thumbs.

Abdominal spasms.

Echolalia.

Catatonic lack of eye movement.

Priaprism.

Clear and obvious Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

Constant nocturnal enuresis.

And, most interesting of all,

An odd sort of graphomania which compels him to write about his own medical conditions in the 3rd person.


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[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 10:01:04 ago (+2/-0)

AIDS? Sounds pretty fucked up. Try putting your symptoms into an online medical tool and see what it spits out. Also, see a real doctor. If you can't afford one, you can always go to the emergency room like the beaners do. But to be honest, it sounds like an emergency room visit is for the best regardless.

[ - ] SOULESS 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 11:09:22 ago (+2/-0)

Anytime you have unexpected weight loss, go to the doctor. Some of the symptoms sounds a bit cancerish.

The pea size lumps can easily be some lymphnode swelling. You need to see what your body is trying to flush out.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 12:12:35 ago (+2/-0)

[2021]

Sure hope it's already addressed.

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2024 12:51:59 ago (+1/-0)

poetry-related weight loss

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2024 11:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

yeah pretty much this ☝️

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 11:36:41 ago (+2/-0)

9 of those symptoms are Neurologic in nature. They involve both the brain, and spinal cord... Do NOT fuck around.

Go to the Emergency Room.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 11:26:03 ago (+3/-0)

The homo urges are not new

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 12:11:19 ago (+3/-0)

Parasites.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 13:39:43 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] clymer 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2024 14:52:13 ago (+1/-0)

Downloaded. Thanks

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2024 18:32:41 ago (+1/-0)

Any recommended products?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2024 18:50:40 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for asking :)

Never treated ass worms and I've had good results with Hulda Clark's formulation and, separately, pumpkin seeds and pine needle oil.

It's been a while since I read that PDF and I want to say there were recommendations in there.

If I had to grab something on the spot, it would probably be Ivermectin.

Sorry I didn't have a better answer for you : /

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2024 20:54:12 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. I am not too sure about ass worms but I figure better safe than sorry. I looked online and I think para guard might also be a top seller. Might pick something up as you know, better no worms and straight than a wormed up faggot.