Women are paying $500 to get salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to boost sex lives - Upgoat

Women are paying $500 to get salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to boost sex lives
submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to WTF 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:03:03 ago (+10/-0) (nypost.com)
https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/women-are-paying-500-to-get-salmon-sperm-injected-into-their-vaginas-to-boost-sex-lives/

when they say it smells like fish lol

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:09:02 ago (+4/-0)

They were fucking dogs and now this. fish fuckers!

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 00:56:36 ago (+3/-0)

women are crazy

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:53:38 ago (+3/-0)

Sounds fishy to me.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 02:09:45 ago (+2/-0)

Pinnacle of civilization, wasted on this.

[ + ] Kung_Flu

[ - ] Kung_Flu 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 08:25:00 ago (+0/-0)

The nigger-spic cycle is worse.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 00:29:09 ago (+2/-0)

According to Peach & Lily — which sells a Marine Jewel Capsule from Shangpree, a skincare line and Seoul-based spa — DNA extracted from salmon sperm “has potent regenerative qualities, working not on the superficial level but sinking deeply into skin to work from within, encouraging cell turnover that, in turn, helps firm skin and maintain its elasticity.”

Roasties tightening up the beef sandwich. They're getting desperate to keep looking young, though they know the wall has already hit in the most important aspect: making babies.

[ + ] yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:45:49 ago (+2/-0)

That's the chinese equivelant of tiger penis powder for hard ons.

Nobody wants anything until shits like the new york posts tells them to with these stupid articles

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

Which queen bathed in the blood of children thinking it would make her look younger? Women will spare no expense for vanity.

[ + ] Grospoliner

[ - ] Grospoliner 2 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 16:59:29 ago (+2/-0)

Countess Erzabeth Bathory.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:36:35 ago (+2/-0)

Archive link: https://archive.ph/m02O1

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:50:36 ago (+1/-0)

So are men now going to inject salmon eggs into their penis?

I call patent on this idea.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:56:01 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:19:52 ago (+4/-0)

In this very rare case, your question is actually the answer to your question.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:42:20 ago (+1/-0)

they are not having any kind of sexual arousal anymore

chemicals or mens lack of shoulders anymore?

no one will ever know.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 06:40:00 ago (+0/-0)

Jimmy Page be all like we knew this 40 years ago bruh....

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 06:02:22 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine the smell.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 01:33:05 ago (+0/-0)

The bears can smell the menstruation!

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