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Bros...got my 7th jab today (Covid).

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 1 yearMay 2, 2024 02:21:26 ago (+7/-6)     (i.ibb.co)

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I did it for you, too, 'cos I'm a role model to The Americans. But if the Covid vax worries you...don't get it but wear a mask ffs.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points ago (+0/-0)

I saw that. I had two AZ doses. Guess I was one of the lucky ones.It was an unnerving time I can tell you.
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[ - ] @observation1 1 point ago (+1/-0)

You said 5 or 6 total , what were the other brands?

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points ago (+0/-0)

Patience man, patience. Wait till Thursday.

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[ - ] Sector2 6 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 02:26:42 ago (+6/-0)

Dibs on your stuff.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:06:37 ago (+2/-0)

Claiming Ownership: When someone says "Dibs!" in a particular context, it means they are declaring a claim or ownership over something. This can refer to objects, such as a seat in a car, a piece of pizza, or a desirable item.[Library Service]

I'm with you. Took a while for the penny to drop.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 02:35:37 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:07:03 ago (+1/-0)

'tis the truth.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 05:15:30 ago (+2/-0)

I see you really diversified your poke portfolio.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 05:51:59 ago (+0/-0)

Just took what was available. A drowning man will clutch at...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 06:47:27 ago (+3/-0)

...DEEZ NUTZ

[ - ] Dindu 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 02:56:59 ago (+0/-0)

Fookin gottem mate

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 06:31:24 ago (+2/-0)

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 02:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

Disgusting, paul.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 02:32:32 ago (+1/-0)

Why?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:12:37 ago (+1/-1)

Some men see things as they are and ask, ""Why?"" I dream things that never were and ask, ""Why not?""

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 02:35:14 ago (+1/-0)

Well at least in the future you won't have to neck yourself Queeri!. Are you not man enough to do that either or were you thinking of the compensation that your husband could possibly claim if it can be proven?.

I would have thought that someone with your intelligence would have actually followed some of the documented data in relation to the amount of excessive deaths that have been happening only since the introduction of these gene therapies.

But alas, you're obviously following the only true soyence, well done!.

I would like to say it was nice knowing you, but, well you know the rest . . . . .

It's a roll of the dice every time, at some point it will get you, mark my words, time, all it needs is time dear boy.

I was looking forward to having you over to the countryside at some point so I could bury you in a field and do the goats that eat there a favor!.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:10:34 ago (+0/-1)

Dude I trust the Government's medical experts. We have to trust our experts even if they sometimes get it wrong. We have no real choice. And better dying quickly from a heart attack than gasping for air like a beached fish in an oxygen tent after catching the covid!

[ - ] Cunty 3 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:42:58 ago (+3/-0)

You're actually very good at trolling but sometimes your comments overstep the mark which is what gives such things away.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:44:17 ago (+0/-1)

"sometimes your comments overstep the mark"

Proof or GTFO!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 08:03:55 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, now there's a comment I haven't Heard for a few years. I'm not going to give you further ammunition to troll with.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 00:51:41 ago (+0/-0)

You really think he needs ammo? Agent(s) Neri has an entire govt team to help him troll!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 02:14:08 ago (+0/-0)

A good soldier adapts and uses whatever is at his disposal to achieve his goals. I think that's all that needs to be said.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:47:55 ago (+1/-0)

Well my government experts are in Iran, so Allah Akbar, submit or die!
Whose experts are better? Mine of course!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 05:50:28 ago (+0/-1)

Wtf! Living in Estonia you'd better be hoping your Government experts are a lot closer because the Russian bear has its eye on you!

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 03:23:55 ago (+1/-0)

It says "immunisation".
Are you ever?
Did you get something to eat in return?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:08:39 ago (+0/-0)*

I was the only one in the rather crowded Chemist Shop wearing a mask. Not even the jabber (Pharmacist) was wearing a mask ffs! What is wrong with people?

No I didn't get anything to eat.

[ - ] NoSalvation 6 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:17:40 ago (+6/-0)

Paul i honestly enjoy your comments.
And i know you are trolling to the max.
Keep it up.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:32:56 ago (+1/-0)

This is as gay as the time you said you were allergic to pussy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 06:32:53 ago (+2/-0)

'Pussymeat is not for me'--P Queeri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:36:49 ago (+0/-1)

allergic to "eating pussy". No, it's not my cup of tea.

You got over your vax phobia?



[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:38:57 ago (+2/-0)

Phobia is an irrational fear. So no, I never had the clotshot.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 09:08:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cunty 4 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 09:43:56 ago (+4/-0)

You needed to ask?.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 18:52:48 ago (+1/-0)

I survived the night and my rule of thumb is that if I survive the night after the vax I'll survive.

I'd like to thank all those kind souls who sent me PMs of support and well wishes. It's what the Voat Community is all about - love and kindness.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 01:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 03:17:47 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. I try to be a responsible citizen.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 05:36:50 ago (+0/-0)

7?! congratulations. But whatever filth is in the vax, it clearly hasn't gotten you down yet

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 10:43:19 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine trusting the government. Did you get your MonkeyPox vax too, Paul?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 18:50:29 ago (+0/-1)

Reported.

[ - ] IsraelRespecter -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 03:30:22 ago (+1/-2)

Good job! I’m on my 9th

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf! Far out! Not sure how, though. Are there no vax rules where you live?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:15:57 ago (+0/-1)

The only side-effect from my jabs is that it also boosts my Voat immunity. I can take whatever @Gowithit et al dishes out in the way of cruel name-calling viz gay, faggot, Aussie etc...just water off a duck's back!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:41:16 ago (+1/-0)

why did you write gay 3 times?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 04:43:14 ago (+1/-1)

Hurtful, damn hurtful but, yes, clever.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 09:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 18:49:29 ago (+1/-1)

spooky!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 2, 2024 20:29:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 21:46:05 ago (+1/-0)

IKR stands for “I know, right?” and shows strong agreement. As one of the most casual initialisms we often use in texting and chat, IKR is a short, quick way to show someone you agree with what they've said.[Library Service]

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 2, 2024 23:08:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 3, 2024 01:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

yes.