Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes - Upgoat

Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes
submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 20:38:58 ago (+19/-1) (babylonbee.com)
https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-sadly-announces-whistleblower-shot-self-in-back-while-falling-off-skyscraper-directly-into-wood-chipper-while-wearing-cement-shoes/

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 2 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 22:10:10 ago (+2/-0)

You know, if you’re going to keep posting (((Babylonbee))) shit, you could at least take a min and archive it so (((they))) don’t get the clicks.

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 21:26:05 ago (+1/-0)

we have investigated ourselves and found us to be free of any wrongdoing. now fuck off, peasants. - boeing.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 22:25:30 ago (+1/-0)

The origins of covid team agree.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 23:38:20 ago (+0/-0)

I'm cringing for the edge on those blades.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 21:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

No wonder he died. He forgot to also be chewing gum and rubbing his stomach at the same time.