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Are nukes actually fake and gay?
submitted by ZyklonDryCleaners to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:02:45 ago (+3/-5) (AskUpgoat)

I sort of have the suspicion that if they were real, and they could eliminate the human species, some psychopath would've ended the world already, but here we are. I think the idea of a nuclear explosion is plausible, but I truly don't know.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 00:26:54 ago (+3/-0)

Are israel's nukes fake and / or gay?

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 14:49:55 ago (+1/-0)

Looking forward to seeing what Iran does if/when they get at least one.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 weekMay 8, 2024 16:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

India and Pakistan would have already nuked each other. What are they waiting for?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

they could eliminate the human species

No, we're at the point where a major nuke carpet bomb campaign by all the world's powers might wipe out 95% of all humanity, but the remainder would continue on in the apocalyptic hellscape Earth would then become.

A more typical nuke showdown would wipe out much less than that. Call it around 50%. Of course there would be significant hardships for a few hundred years afterwards.

The true death toll would be the mass starvation every non-White country would face when the Whites were forced to concentrate on only their own food production.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:40:52 ago (+2/-0)

Find better conspiracy theories.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:35:40 ago (+2/-0)

I bought one at a fireworks stand; it was a dud.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 00:58:14 ago (+1/-0)

This post dropped tlols collective IQ by three standard deviations.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 00:54:38 ago (+1/-0)

you might as well deny the daylight. A little more common sense, please

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 weekMay 8, 2024 16:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

You can see nukes every day?

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:24:52 ago (+1/-0)