The Daughter of Mama Cass Slams That 'Stupid Sandwich' Rumor, No, Jewish Singer Cass Elliot of the Mamas & Papas didn't choke on a ham sandwich, says Owen Elliot-Kugell - Upgoat

The Daughter of Mama Cass Slams That 'Stupid Sandwich' Rumor, No, Jewish Singer Cass Elliot of the Mamas & Papas didn't choke on a ham sandwich, says Owen Elliot-Kugell
submitted by carnold03 to FatPeopleHate 1 weekMay 7, 2024 07:32:34 ago (+3/-2) (www.newser.com)
https://www.newser.com/story/349949/daughter-refutes-longtime-rumor-on-death-of-mama-cass.html

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[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 11:52:14 ago (+6/-0)

What did Mama Cass say to Karen Carpenter?

"If you had eaten that ham sandwich instead of me, we'd both be alive."

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 12:06:38 ago (+1/-0)

Karen Carpenter vs. ham sandwich needs to happen. Can anyone here do a good ham sandwich voice?

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 12:32:51 ago (+3/-0)

KC was anorexic. She starved herself to death.
https://apega71.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/karen_carpenter_anorexia-vc4xqg_thumb.jpg?w=758&h=431

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 12:08:28 ago (+1/-0)

@coldsoak...d ya wanna hear it again?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 11:30:46 ago (+3/-0)

ahahaha That fat kike bitch choked o na ham sammich and it makes the jews seethe.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 09:28:58 ago (+3/-0)

The article says she died of a heart attack, which is also a lie. When she was living in Laurel Canyon in the 60s and 70s, she and John Phillips were responsible for bringing most of the drugs consumed by other degenerate musicians and actors in the canyon. Her death was probably the result of that activity, like a bad drug deal.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 15:21:52 ago (+1/-0)

Elliot retired to an apartment in Mayfair at Flat 12, 9 Curzon Place (later Curzon Square), Shepherd Market, Mayfair, London, owned by singer-songwriter Harry Nilsson who allowed her to stay there. Several hours after Elliot left Jack Martin's cocktail party, she died in her sleep at age 32. According to Keith Simpson, who conducted her autopsy,[37] she died of a heart attack, and there were no drugs in her system.[39][40][41] Four years later, the Who's drummer Keith Moon died in the same bedroom, also aged 32 years.[42][43][44]

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 13:28:53 ago (+1/-0)

Real name was Ellen Naomi Cohen. Top tier jewish family. Glad she croaked.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 13:44:30 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck faggot paywall and fuck you for posting

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