You wanna hear something gross? stop reading now if you don’t. So you know Vienna sausages, those little ones in a can. I saw those and I hadn’t eatin them in years and years. So I got some. I shit a clear liquid. Everytime I ate them. Idk wtf that is. Like a clear goo.i t was disgusting
Dave Landau used to get a lot of shit when he was co-hosting with Anthony Cumia, but I thought he was very good improvisationally. Kind of like a less-creepy Jim Norton.
Something to note in that story, the guy supposedly got charged with soliciting a prostitute. Clearly it was harassments and maybe assault with a cheese burger. How jewish was that prosecutor?
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This is what they are if you never seen them
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A girl was standing on the corner waiting I'm guessing to get to the other side.
My friend yelled out "Your face or your tits?!" And sprayed the girl down.
She wasn't too happy.
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