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[ - ] TheodoreKent 6 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 23:54:14 ago (+6/-0)

I know I have said this before, but you could have starred in so many 80's B movies as the shitty villain who psychotically hates nerds.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 00:39:00 ago (+1/-0)

I weighed 200 and did 400 push-ups a day

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 22:54:47 ago (+3/-0)

frosted tips

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 00:40:23 ago (+1/-0)

Not on your life bitch. 35 yo pic

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 00:54:43 ago (+3/-0)

That acid washed jacket says it all!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 23:56:16 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty bad ass hunh?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 01:04:50 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck'n A!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 01:05:55 ago (+1/-0)*

Fuck'n A!
Edit: I too flipped my cuffs up on my Levi jacket. Once the jacket got really old and faded, I cut off the sleeves and wore it over a darker, newer Levi jacket, or a flannel, with its cuffs rolled up. I never was a fan of the be,Ted and zippered black leather jackets of the early eighties.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 16:15:07 ago (+1/-0)

I did the same thing!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 22:39:13 ago (+1/-0)

I meant to say “belted” leather jacket. You know, the old rocker, biker jackets. Everyone else was doing the black leather.

[ - ] 2girls1cup 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 05:54:27 ago (+3/-0)

If you retired in the late 80's that means you're around 60-70 years old. If not older. I guess when you're that over the hill you don't even care about doxing anymore.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 23:53:08 ago (+0/-0)

Couldn't care less

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 06:43:42 ago (+3/-0)

Showing us the finger he used to get a promotion.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 09:18:46 ago (+2/-0)

POW!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 08:54:55 ago (+3/-0)

Damn, bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 09:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

haaa!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 09:47:33 ago (+0/-0)

I was boning a skinny redhead 20 yo then. when she kneeled nude on my bed she had abs. arf! arf!

[ - ] clymer 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 03:46:34 ago (+2/-0)

pleated jeans LOL. Back in 86 my mother used to rent out spare bedrooms to my friends. Grew up in MA, parents split when I was young, mother was a drunk and needed to make extra $$ to pay the quarterly tax bill, so i'd bring my homeless buddies in and for 50$/wk they had a room. The house basically turned into a non-stop party, 20 kids there every night, the weekends would be 200. Cars up and down the road, cops called by neighbors all the time on the dirt bikes, noise etc. Dave was renting the room across the hall from my room. Anyway, one night my buddy Dave and few other kids decide to hit the combat zone in Boston, basically the seedy part of the city with a few strip joints. They hit a few bars, get hammered & run out of money by 1:00 AM and wanted food, so they pull over to a pizza joint, dave says "wait here. i'll order a pizza and screw back to the car with it." while he's in there, he pulls a fire extinguisher off the wall and puts it on the floor in front of the counter. When the dude working there puts the pizza down, dave acts like he dropped the money, bends down grabs the fire extinguisher and hoses the guy behind the counter, grabs the pizza and screws. The car is all laughs on the drive back toward rt 2, they get to fresh pond near alewife station and get pulled over by a state cop. The cop sees them trying to stuff a pizza box under the seat but doesn't think anything of it, so lets them go, but he had already run the license of the driver (my buddy Tommy). The next day the local cops in town go to Tommy's place and say the Boston cops want to ask him about a pizza robbery the night before, so he rats out dave, but then tips dave off that the cops are looking for him. They were going to charge him with armed robbery, so he loads up his little GMC pickup with everything he owns and drives to FL, had an uncle in Tarpon Springs who had a camper in his yard, so dave makes that his home, starts doing construction down there. I head down a year later to visit, by this time my mother had sold the place and moved to St. Pete Beach, so I figured i'd visit them both. Me and Dave hit a few bars down there (seem to recall one place called the golden nugget in clearwater, I think). I was 19 then, in 88, always had fake id's from 17 on. We end up at this place called the gallery on blind pass rd in st. pete beach. This chick, 28 year old total smoke show picks me up and takes me back to her place, I think I said I was 22 or some shit, lol. Good times back then, my buddy dave was an awesome wingman. I looked him up a while back via web search, saw a mug shot from an arrest in Holiday FL. Looks absofuckinglutely scary these days, like he lost his marbles.. But the 80's were good times (rambling, woke up at 2:30 couldn't get back to sleep so I start reading upgoat LOL)

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 09:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

I was in the gallery a lot about then

[ - ] clymer 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 14:27:15 ago (+1/-0)

We might have walked right past each other, LOL. St Patrick's day 1988 (or 89?), there was some hammered dud from NY that was heckling the comedian on stage, the bouncers FUCKED HIM UP. I would have been the underage kid that ended up leaving with the cute brunette (still remember her name: Dorothy, she was an x-ray tech) -don't tell me you banged her too

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 23:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

Check my post about my first apartment

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 22:21:36 ago (+1/-0)

1st time greeting at the Tarpon Springs Walmart?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 22:25:55 ago (+1/-0)

yuuup!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 22:32:07 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckin A!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 22:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

POW1

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 22:31:09 ago (+3/-2)

why did you guys leave this mess to us, and leave us nothing to do it with? thanks for preserving our shotguns and sporting rifles. i guess thats better than a kick in the teeth.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 00:14:28 ago (+0/-0)

leave us nothing to do it with?

im confused.

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 03:05:05 ago (+1/-0)

The global communist takeover. They've got all our tanks, planes, bombs, law enforcement, money, etc.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 03:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

The tanks, planes, bombs, law enforcement, money, etc. still exist. Just sitting there.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 18:56:59 ago (+0/-0)

I'm just the motor pool, man. You don't build an army from the motor pool up.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2024 23:55:20 ago (+0/-0)

You didn't fall prey to the SRB money bribes.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 08:02:45 ago (+0/-0)

You look a lot like @TheBigGuyFromQueens.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 09:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

Not really. Same haircut, I guess.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 14:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

Im way better lookin