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Met a younger woman yesterday in Cancun

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Women 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 11:36:47 ago (+4/-0)     (Women)

Exchanged numbers. I’m not Joe Sociable, but I pulled it off. I could easily bang her, but why bother? The more I talk to her, the more I hate her. This is how it has been my entire adult life. I found out that she is a Foodie. Foodies are probably my 4th most hated people after Guyanese, Jews and Nogs. Instant turnoff


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[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 11:46:18 ago (+0/-1)

whats your definition of a foodie in 2024? Was it a recipe she saw on tik tok or was it a sly way of asking you to take her out?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 11:51:17 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly, I have no social skills, so were that the case, I would have missed it. No, she is an actual, demented Foodie:

https://files.catbox.moe/3g9ttj.png

https://files.catbox.moe/z4jij6.png

https://files.catbox.moe/goydxh.png

And yes: I know that I’m a killjoy and a miserable motherfucker, too.

Also half a street shitter—albeit 3rd generation.




[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 12:23:13 ago (+1/-1)

I have to change up my own recipes.

hahaha if you have to change it up it wasnt that good to begin with.

Poor thing she was trying.

That whole thought/spectrum/reddit text came out of left field. Her save was pretty quick.

Thanks! Oh shes nice isnt she? My reply would have been Will!, especially after being rejected twice. Oh cancers... when you need a person who's a pain in the ass.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 12:43:35 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t know who is downvoting you, but it isn’t me.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that I was always meant to be alone. When I was 12 or so, I was made to see the school pyschiatrist and I told them that I wanted everyone to fuck off and that I planned to live in a cave for the rest of my life. Not much has changed since then, although I can’t really go without daily showers and shaves at least 4 days a week.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 12:56:04 ago (+0/-0)

Figured it was another asshole cancer. Im one as well, I get it.

I wanted everyone to fuck off and that I planned to live in a cave for the rest of my life

I wish I were that smart as a kid. Instead I drew the picture they requested and got put on medication. Never again.

I realize that I was always meant to be alone.

Just go to your habichuela stand and ask them if they have a single aunt. You'd be set.



[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:19:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:38:01 ago (+0/-0)

What's a "Guyanese"?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 02:10:38 ago (+2/-0)

Guyanese is someone from Guyana—a small country in between the northernmost part of South America and the Caribbean. The people are often of East Indian descent—sometimes with a little African mixed in. They have an accent similar to Trinidadians and Jamaicans and are sneaky fucks.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 18:47:36 ago (+1/-0)

Well, at least you're talking to them and not beating them to death.

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 12:13:54 ago (+2/-0)

You're over thinking yourself out of a piece of ass.

Relax for once

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 7 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 12:18:52 ago (+7/-0)

Im not married and I’m not some nigger, so I’m not going to lay on top of someone I fucking hate. Just putting my dick in something just so I can say that I did is how teenagers think. I have sampled probably around 30 pussies in my life and should have probably only done 2 or 3. The rest were vile slam pigs. I’d rather just beat my dick and be left alone if nothing serious is to be the outcome. Why get this broad’s hopes up and risk disease?

[ - ] con77 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 16:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

very sensible

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 15:38:06 ago (+2/-0)

If you're walking away anyway then ask her right to her face if she's ever fucked niggers and video her reaction. DOO EEEEEET!

[ - ] con77 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 16:20:26 ago (+1/-0)

fukn A!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 11:39:27 ago (+3/-0)

Ask her if Hitler was right.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 11:44:05 ago (+3/-0)

She is a vegan and works in retail. What do you suppose her answer will be. She looked very conservative, but now I just see she is a 36 year-old free spririt. I hated her texts today. I’m blowing her off now.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 12:33:05 ago (+5/-0)

You never know, Hitler was a Vegan too.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 11:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

You never know until you ask.

She could have been raised in a compound of German refugees that made it to Latin America.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 14:20:38 ago (+3/-0)

Is that what you would call the guy who wanted to stay in the Matrix?
A foodie?

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 17:06:50 ago (+3/-0)

Went to a coffee shop after work to unwind and read a bit.

Sat across from a modestly dressed girl that was knitting. No face metal, seemed cool. Then she started talking and it just pissed me off.