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All my money just disappeared in the mortgage backed securities scandal. The company I worked for had a very nice pension plan but Goldman wined and dined our fund manager and he put everything in there. I lost it all 4 years away from retirement and had to start over.

This time I put all my money into growth stocks. Figured tech company stocks can't lose right. Did really well on them but I panicked hard in March of 2020. It was an emotional time and it seemed so sure that the act was going to be repeated.

Got really pissed at all of this happening again and decided if I was going to lose it all then I would truly lose it all. Sold all my gold, sold bonds, sold everything and put it all into tech stocks, specifically Google apple and tesla. The plan was to watch it crash and then blow my brains out in front of the TV while I watch jim Cramer yelling. Even got a bunch of call options...

Think you know what happened next. Couldn't fucking believe it. Everything went sky high to the damn moon! I hit every call option and my trading account rapidly expanded.

There must be a higher calling for me or something. I was determined to lose and then lose myself but somehow I became very very wealthy. Turned $550K into a number I just can't believe is mine to be honest. Not wanting to tempt fate, I cashed all this shit out in 2022.

The disbelief is real. I'm still employed by my same company WFH and it's a pretty chill job but there really is no reason to work. My counselor says that I log on because of impostor syndrome or something.

Think I'll probably take this cash and leave the ZOG-nited states for good.