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Last nite's gig: a field report on the state of the Floridian

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 08:50:18 ago (+37/-1)     (whatever)

I play music as a side thing. Last nite we were in Destin, a popular tourist town. Every roastie I saw had tatts. I make it a point to spot wahmens with no tatts, and am usually disappointed. There was some kind of pirate-themed event in town, and hordes of drunken roasties were stumbling around and shrieking like maniacs. EVERY ONE had tatts. The reek of devil weed was everywhere. I saw a fat girl (with tatts) puking in the street, another one passed out beside her. It looked like her mom.


I only saw 3 niggers all nite, and they were well-behaved, for the moment. I had my FN 9mm with me for instant attitude adjustment, just in case the nig decided to nog.

After the gig I packed up quickly, and sped home to a hot shower. That is all.


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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 13 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:40:56 ago (+13/-0)

The big thing here in MN is women getting tattoo "sleeves". it looks so dirty and gross, even on a man. I could maybe give a cute ankle tattoo a pass, if it was the only one and there were no desires to get more, but a woman with a sleeve or neck or finger tattoos is just lost.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:25:50 ago (+4/-1)*

Men that get tattoos are women. Generations ago it might have been tough or dangerous but now it is clearly a feminine need for attention. It has been that way for a long time.

Unless you are a convict or a successful musician (and even then it's likely) if you have tattoos you are a faggot.

[ - ] lilsysie 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:38:28 ago (+3/-2)

The only reason to mark yourself is dead friends, and dead enemies.

[ - ] mxcviel 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:07:40 ago (+2/-0)

you have neither, delete this

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:31:31 ago (+2/-0)

Kek

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:03:41 ago (+1/-0)

And lost ships.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:03:18 ago (+0/-0)

And tattoo tears?

[ - ] Sack 8 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:32:15 ago (+8/-0)

In central Florida, cannot believe all the tats on women. It's sickening.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 11:30:02 ago (+2/-0)

NW Panhandle here, it's like a fuckin disease...old fat cunts covered in ink, also yung purty gals

[ - ] Dindu 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:52:25 ago (+2/-0)

I don't like when the young normal looking ones do it. Feels like a loss

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

I believe the niggerification is rampant the state over now.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 7 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:12:21 ago (+7/-0)

yeah its quite sad to see alot of women being tat to death. its really a turn off to see and actually try to date them. tatts are a sign of baggage and daddy issues galore.

rather being alone than with a woman like that. tbh

(also when they start to age the tatts looks even worse on them, yuck)

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:22:57 ago (+3/-0)

It's sad. I see one tatt, and lose all interest in her. She might be the greatest chick in the world, but I'll never know. It might as well be dogshit smeared on her skin, totally repulsive. The main offenders are White wahmens, which makes it all the sadder.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:43:41 ago (+3/-0)

yeah man. i agree

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:26:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dingbat 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

I feel you on the “biker stuff”. I grew up around bikers that had a bunch so tattoos aren’t a big deal to me.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

A tattoo is harder to see on darker skin.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 23:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

If I were black I would get glow in the dark tattoos.

[ - ] WNwoman 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 10:38:26 ago (+5/-0)

It sickens me. I’ve started early on making my opinion known to my daughter regarding tats.

Funny side note, even the Mormon church has backed off their tattoo stance. They always cave to society. Allowing gay marriage in their temples will happen soon,

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 10:41:03 ago (+5/-0)

I've told mine if you get one, dont ask me for money. Ever.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:08:52 ago (+1/-0)

Great job! We started early about tattoos and drugs and drinking as well. There are so many people willing and happy to lead your kids astray, it is really important to give them reasons why we don't do those things. Even my 4 y.o. daughter knows tattoos and pink hair are unnatural and gross, and we only take medicine when absolutely necessary.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 11:15:43 ago (+5/-0)

when i see modern idiots with tats then I have found the weakest link. It tells me a lot about that person with uncanny accuracy.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:24:19 ago (+4/-0)

I don't want to say too much because I don't want to start a big thing, but most women today are absolutely fucking vile. Their history, their beliefs, their hygeine, not only make them undatable, it makes them awful fucking people.

Yes, it's the jews. It may be the worst thing they've ever done.

As a man that gets a lot of attention from women I've been around them a lot and I can tell you so many stories about the disgusting things they've done.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:04:58 ago (+3/-0)

U PLAY GOOD MUSIC BUT I AINT HEARD NO DRAKE OR FETTY WOP FEEL ME

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:05:22 ago (+0/-0)

Who and who?

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit nigga sounds lykah night owl!

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:43:13 ago (+2/-0)

I see fat women with huge thigh tats in St. Pete every time I go to wallyworld.
They look like huge gangrenous wounds.
So gross. I was 5 years at sea and never got a tattoo.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:07:48 ago (+0/-0)

Whyd you switch up walmertz?

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 12:39:01 ago (+1/-0)

I hope your shower was 42! or whatever you find perfect!

;)

It is the ultimate answer after all.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 12:40:49 ago (+0/-0)

I have no idea what that means

[ - ] lilsysie 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:39:58 ago (+1/-0)

Philistine.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:44:58 ago (+0/-0)

You don't even know what that means

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:17:04 ago (+0/-0)*

he's referring to the book.hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

also I wouldnt apply 'culture or arts' to that book and the movie was even worse.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:02:36 ago (+1/-0)

I tried reading it 30 years ago, and gave up after one chapter. No pictures, wtf?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:27:07 ago (+0/-0)

You had to get to the part when they get on the ship to really enjoy the giving up on it.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:46:58 ago (+1/-0)

42is the answer to life

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:44:07 ago (+0/-0)

Now I am even more confused

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:59:50 ago (+1/-0)

I could explain, but it seems like you haven't a clue, so there's no point really.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

You owe it to me to TRY, nigger

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 18:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

Its a reference to a book/movie "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. This Answer was first calculated by the supercomputer Deep Thought after seven and a half million years of thought.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 18:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

42 WHAT???????

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 23:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

Have you read Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 14:15:02 ago (+0/-0)

I quit after the first chapter

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:47:20 ago (+1/-0)

Where in Destin were you performing?

But yes, you observations are correct. I think if you were a little further east in like Sandestin, you'd probably run into a slightly higher class crowd, though I don't know where you would even play in Sandestin.

Anyhow, I understand your frustration at the degeneracy of modern white women and it's warranted.

I do miss not seeing any niggers though. That was the best part of visiting old Destin. Unfortunately the local air force base is a regular source of niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:25:52 ago (+2/-0)

There are two venues in Sandestin, but very hard to get booked there.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 12:44:22 ago (+0/-0)

What instrument you play?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:06:39 ago (+2/-0)

He plays flute (skin) and trombone (rusty).

[ - ] dass 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:06:14 ago (+1/-0)

And the drum (ass).

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:12:18 ago (+0/-0)

Beat me to it fahhgeddaboudid!

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:38:36 ago (+2/-0)

Depends on the band. Guitar, bass, drums, percussion/congas, and (for home jams) keyboard.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 12:58:24 ago (+0/-0)

Do you think the music attracts a particular type of audience?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:31:26 ago (+1/-0)

That venue is mostly tourist foot traffic, anyone could stumble in

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

So, a lot of white women nogging along... sad days. Sorry...

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:31:57 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you had a good show, minus the eyesores 🙂

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:24:07 ago (+0/-0)

It was...ok. Fill-in drummer. Good crowd tho.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:47:58 ago (+0/-0)

Fill-in drummer was all you had to say, my friend \o

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:01:56 ago (+1/-0)

He did pretty good, but had never heard of 1/2 the songs. Death metal drummer meets classic rock. \o

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 00:14:05 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, that’s great! The last time I played with a fill-in drummer I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. He “learned” everything during one practice and I begged the other members to cancel. They were adamant about wanting to play this venue and we ended up making fools of ourselves.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

I lived on Guam for a while.

And my next door neighbor was Filipino. I know big suprise there.

One night we went out and ended up at a bar well known to be frequented by Marines.

He ends up getting into an argument with one and I step in and try to calm the situation down.

The marine demanded my neighbor step outside to settle the dispute.

He obliged him.

I finished my drink and accompanied him outside just in case the marine had buddies waiting.

Words were exchanged, threats were issued. And unbeknownst to me he was packin heat.

As soon as the marine lunged at him he pulled a gun.

The marine along with about 10 other people fled the area.

I grabbed his arm to lower the gun so the rest of the patrons wouldn't see it and we made a B line for Dededo.

Oddly enough nothing ever happened after that.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:50:46 ago (+0/-0)

When I was stationed at Hurlburt Field, that was our stomping ground. If you ever make it over by Jax let me know. I’ll come support you

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, but I stick close to home.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:24:03 ago (+1/-0)

Well, if it ever changes let us know

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:24:45 ago (+1/-0)

SIEG HEIL \o

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 05:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

O/

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 22:11:27 ago (+0/-0)

Us? Are you two spirit?

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 23:01:24 ago (+0/-0)

Haha no, there’s like three or four of us that live in Florida that frequent this site. So us, would be all Florida residents

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 23:26:43 ago (+1/-0)

Keepin it FL. Got it.