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Today was a beautiful day. Good thing I didn’t waste it at church like a dumb Christcuck.

submitted by BeatUpAll to whatever 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:25:31 ago (+2/-10)     (whatever)



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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 21:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t find a church with a pastor that tells the truth about the jews so I don’t go either.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 21:36:56 ago (+0/-0)

ProTip: They will never tell you about Jews because their Messiah is a Jew.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 22:24:32 ago (+0/-0)

You’re not correct but you are at the same time.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:31:48 ago (+0/-0)

The bushy, foo, and Als trio. They sing the same tune, over and over.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:55:45 ago (+0/-2)

Don't remind me of all those Sundays and Easter holidays when as a kid I'd be forced to endure an hour at Mass when I wanted to "go up the bush" and catch frogs or something. My young life spent crawling around on my knees adoring pieces of wood and porcelain. Oh the wickedness of religious pursuit and dopey parents.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:37:54 ago (+0/-0)

I've never lived like that. I think you were doing it wrong. The ten commandments clearly say don't worship graven images.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:09:31 ago (+0/-1)

I attended a wedding of a friend in a Catholic Church and I couldn’t believe how obnoxious the whole thing was. How do these fuckers not have bad knees? Super fucking retarded. To each his own, I guess.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

So you're saying you don't do anything that we would think was weird?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 21:32:57 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck churches.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 21:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

So if you have an alternative to Christianity as a code for behavior let's hear it. Can you break it down any simpler than the ten commandments?

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:43:36 ago (+2/-0)

A four day old account.

Glad you had a nice day! I went to Mass this morning, It was really good! You should try it some time...

[ - ] BeatUpAll [op] -4 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:56:55 ago (+1/-5)

Only faggots care about how old accounts are.

Go take Jesus’ dick up your ass.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:59:09 ago (+4/-0)

So you made it back StabANazi...

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

Who is also Blumen.

[ - ] BeatUpAll [op] -4 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:00:36 ago (+0/-4)

Who the fuck is StabANazi? I’m just pointing out that Christcucks are dumb.

You’re proof that everyone who believes in God is paranoid and mentally ill.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

Dumb is risking Eternity, because you're too damn Arrogant & Ignorant to realize that God is the Creator, and Jesus is our Savior. I got ya pegged didn't I StabANazi! Did you enjoy your time away?

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:33:40 ago (+1/-0)

Doesn't look like he learned anything.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:34:51 ago (+2/-0)

No he hasn't... Pity!

[ - ] BeatUpAll [op] -2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:07:43 ago (+1/-3)

God isn’t real, you hillbilly. Only children and the retarded believe in religion. Which one are you?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:47:01 ago (+2/-0)

Your troll game is getting worse, Blumen.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:20:39 ago (+1/-0)

God isn’t real

How can you say this! Do you actually believe that everything in existance accidently happened without a Creator? The entire Universre, with its percision greater than that of the finest of Swiss watches, and YOU, think it just popped out of nowhere and self formed...

What you're essentially saying is that the pieces and parts of wercked cars that litter the US highways from accidents, can arrange themselves and self-assemble to make a pristine Lamboghini.

Can't be done! The Universe was designed, for this to happen, there must be a designer of unfathomable intelligence! God exists weather you choose to acknowlege Him or not.

[ - ] BeatUpAll [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 22:55:07 ago (+0/-1)

Do you actually believe that everything in existance accidently happened without a Creator?

You think a Magic Sky Daddy created everything?

What you're essentially saying is that the pieces and parts of wercked cars that litter the US highways from accidents, can arrange themselves and self-assemble to make a pristine Lamboghini.

This is the level of intelligence I expect from a Christcuck.

The Universe was designed, for this to happen, there must be a designer of unfathomable intelligence!

Only if you’re profoundly stupid.

Keep giving the church your money like a good little sheep.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:35:59 ago (+1/-1)

We are Gods children, and you have no power over us.

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:33:02 ago (+1/-0)

If you don't believe in God why do you hate him so much?

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 21:25:18 ago (+1/-0)

Because deep down inside they KNOW the Truth about God, and, it wrecks their narrative and their misguided understanding of reality!

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 21:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

They believe in God. They've chosen to turn their backs on God. They're on their own and some of them like it that way. They are utterly oblivious to the the sharks that are swimming around them, circling in.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 yearMay 20, 2024 00:23:08 ago (+0/-0)

and you shit the bed right there.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 20:45:44 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck off, Blumen. Go away, you're drunk and an asshole.

[ - ] BeatUpAll [op] -1 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 22:51:55 ago (+0/-1)

Stay mad, Christfaggot.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:35:28 ago (+1/-0)

There are a lot of juedo-churches out there. Nearest church to me has flown the tranny flag, and is a 'church' in architecture only.

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 19:35:23 ago (+0/-1)

Blah something my joke was better blah