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[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 12:44:52 ago (+6/-0)

It's funny that there are always niggers in these zombie/alien/dystopia things when everyone knows they would be the first to go. They would kill each other first and the few left over would be slaughtered by the aliens because they're so stupid.

That was the biggest problem with Walking Dead. It had so many niggers. I can believe a zombie apocalypse can last indefinitely and the clothes they had on when they started are rotting away and cars still have gasoline, but I can't believe niggers are strong enough to live in the wild and quiet enough to not get killed right away.

and Los Angeles is practically there already. Even if it's not a first strike during a war it would be unlivable because of all the people there. At this very moment military vehicles are stashed in civilian areas for when shit goes down.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 14:58:20 ago (+3/-0)

The most would perish at the very beginning trying to loot stuff and steal the looted stuff from each others, most of it would still be tvs and sail foams.

Then you have to climbe over all that meat to get to the dried and caned goods.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 weekMay 20, 2024 15:10:22 ago (+1/-0)

"...but I can't believe niggers are strong smart enough to live in the wild..."

That's why "innawoods" is a White thing. There's a reason why niggers are also known as "pavement apes". Put them in the woods and they die.

"...and quiet enough to not get killed right away."

Every nigger I have ever known couldn't keep his mouth shut even to save his life. They whisper at the top of their fucking lungs.

I think it's because if they ever stopped shouting they'd forget which hole they're supposed to put food in and starve to death.

niggers will be the first to go because any that the zombie/aliens DON'T get I sure as fuck will.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 weekMay 20, 2024 15:19:08 ago (+1/-0)

There is a horror movie called A Quiet Place where if you make any sounds the aliens that took over earth immediately come and kill you. The great thing is, you assume that all the niggers are dead because that's exactly what would happen and there aren't any in the movie.

Unfortunately they are now doing a prequel starting a nigger female. I can't say if the sheboon survives but if it does it's less believable than a bunch of aliens invading the earth.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 weekMay 20, 2024 15:40:58 ago (+1/-0)*

"Niggers In Any Place"

Opening scene: A quiet idyllic country town.

Sound-sensitive predatory aliens suddenly arrive from out of nowhere and attack anyone making any noise.

Sheboon Main Character: "GOOD GOOGLEY-MOOGLEY!! WHAT DA' FUCK DEM MUTHAFUCKIN' THANGS BE!? OH LAWDY LAWDY!!"

Main character is immediately run down and killed by alien.

Fade to black while rolling closing credits.

Total run time (including opening and closing credits): 6 minutes

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 18:45:36 ago (+0/-0)

Still wouldn't watch it.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 18:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't watch niggers getting et by aliens. Sheeeit.

I'd tell those mufuhs dey tase jus' lahk chiggums.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 weekMay 21, 2024 12:10:58 ago (+0/-0)

I'd rather watch a movie with no niggers dying because there are no niggers in it than a movie full of niggers and they all die.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 weekMay 21, 2024 15:02:50 ago (+0/-0)

"...than a movie full of niggers and they all die."

Why wouldn't you want to watch the single best "feel-good" movie of the last 50 years?

"20 Million Ways To Die In Africa", the new smash comedy sensation from the same people that brought you "Idiocracy"!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 18:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

In Walking Dead they never worried about food because a 10'x10' garden fed them all year round, everybody worked equally hard, nobody stole everything from food storage or each other, and heavy doses of lithium cured the damn dirty apes of their ritual nog-outs.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 19:55:28 ago (+0/-0)

The niggers actually working and only taking the share they've earned was about as believable as a fat piece of shit guarding the food.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 23:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

Then dat nigger with the English accent who pretended to be a kang with a pet tiger showed up and started long dickin Carol when Carol and Daryl should've been a thing but the jewbag trash couldn't help themselves. I stopped watching right then and there and never watched again and from what I've heard it was the right decision. I liked it up until that point when kang showed up

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 17:13:42 ago (+3/-0)

There was one old jew woman that stayed in her home on Algier's Point when the real life nigger zombies came out to feed on her after hurricane katrina. Her White neighbors killed around 50 of them before they got the message. They saved her life and she knew it. She was very grateful to them right up until the TV news crew showed up 8 days later. Then the jew virtue-signaler in her came out and she turned on her saviors, crying over the "innocent african-americans" that "just wanted food".
- Turned on her saviors. Sound familiar?

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 1 weekMay 20, 2024 20:21:18 ago (+1/-0)

the scorpion and the frog: “you knew I was a jew!?”

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 weekMay 20, 2024 19:39:24 ago (+2/-1)

They aren't wrong.
First guy, Christ-Cuck, first thing he tries to do is adopt two niggers and bring them back to his ethnostate.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 22:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

Funny though.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 23:42:24 ago (+0/-0)

Did we watch the same clip?

I think the I said bitch bit they do is funny but this one fell flat.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 20:03:57 ago (+0/-0)

Speaking of things that don't "jive", two blacks who can aim properly? Yeah, those are the real aliens.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 15:01:36 ago (+0/-0)

“Content unavailable in your country”

‘Comments are shut off’

….seems from my chair that this propaganda is aimed specifically for the 400 million imbeciles who support Israel in their genocide of some sand niggers that I also don’t give a flying fuck about….

“So why is this fuck commenting on this post he is not permitted to comment on” you ask yourself incredulous with such pulp

Answer to your question is: quality beer

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1 weekMay 20, 2024 12:42:42 ago (+0/-0)

Well niggers couldn't figure it out themselves. They need the jews to be their masters