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NASA Isn't Telling Us Something About The Moon

submitted by chrimony to Space 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 11:55:43 ago (+7/-3)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3dsXP839U

Sorry, moon hoaxers, it's not what you think. It's about how bonkers the design of the Artemis mission really is.


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[ - ] nephileon 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 19:17:39 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha these last few seconds are kino.... "yeah this all SOUNDS stupid and stuff... but it's NOT! Really! I'm not and especially YOU'RE not smart enough to see how brilliant all this stuff is!"

https://youtu.be/eJ3dsXP839U?t=878

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 18:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

The moon is a hollow vehicle

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:04:06 ago (+1/-1)

I’ve done my own moon investigation and here are facts that I've noticed:

The moon appears occasionally in the day and night. Implying it’s in orbit around the earth.

The moon reflects sunlight and casts a shadow on the earth when it gets between the sun an earth. Implying it’s a solid object.

The earth also casts a shadow on the moon as the moon orbits the earth. Implying the moon orbits the earth.

I’m still coming up with more discoveries on my own. I should make a telescope…

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 12:52:30 ago (+0/-0)

The Moon is noah's ark.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 10:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

I was a kid when they supposedly went to the moon. I thought it was real. But now? If they did it before, why are they having so much trouble going back now? That makes me wonder? NASA has said they “lost” all the information/technology? The government has my tax return from 1980, how the fuck did they lose information on the moon?

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 10:32:10 ago (+0/-0)

What I wrote in another post on the moon:

"First of all, much of the tech to go to the moon the first time was built only for that purpose, so when you abandon that project for decades, you have to rebuild all the tech. Second, we spent like 10x more going to the moon the first time in a race against Kennedy's end of the decade deadline, and against the Soviets. There's no rush now, and no correspondingly huge budget. Third, the mission parameters have changed. They're not just repeating what was done in the Apollo missions. And of course there's all the modern diversity bullshit, more bureaucracy, etc."

And:

"Also, plenty of telemetry data still exists, it's just that having lost the tape with the higher resolution Apollo 11 landing on it gets the hoaxtards all excited, and then they inflate their claims into 'everything was destroyed'."

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

SpaceX has put 5,800 StarLink satellites into orbit. In loads of 23 at a time. That’s a lot of rockets.

When someone makes a presentation with a bunch of bullet points to convince you of something; the rule is, ‘open big, close big’. This videos big opener is that SpaceX couldn’t possibly manage 11 measly launches. Barely a week passes between SpaceX launches. I didn’t watch the rest of the video after that.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:34:13 ago (+0/-0)

SpaceX has put 5,800 StarLink satellites into orbit. In loads of 23 at a time. That’s a lot of rockets.

https://www.spacexstats.xyz/#launchhistory-per-year

Shows 98 (let's call it 100) launches in 2023. Let's be generous and say a launch every 3 days. Hmm, well but only 5 of those 100 launches are for the Falcon 9 Heavy. And what's this on the legend at the bottom? "Used Falcon 9". Weird, I don't see any of those being launched. But we're talking Starship, their biggest spaceship ever, which isn't even fully implemented yet, and not only are you going to need roughly a dozen launches, you're going to have to dock these puppies in space to refuel cryogenic fuel while in orbit, something that's never been done before.

And too bad you didn't watch the rest of the video, because the fun doesn't stop there. You have to land this puppy safely on the moon's uneven surface standing upright without tilting over, something that has never been done before. SpaceX had plenty of problems getting their reusable rockets to land correctly on Earth, and that's on even launch pads built explicitly for that purpose.

Then there's also the six-day elliptical orbit around the moon, but we won't talk about that. Or the giant elevator that needs to be in the rocket to get them down and up to/from the moon's surface, but that's probably small potatoes compared to everything else.

This mission is fucking bonkers. But don't worry, I'm sure Artemis will be landing humans on the moon again in 2026:

"Artemis 2 will be the first crewed mission to orbit the moon in more than 50 years. Its new launch date is no earlier than September 2025. The following mission, Artemis 3, will be the first to return humans to the moon since the Apollo missions. Artemis 3 is now slated for September 2026."

Lulz.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:44:40 ago (+1/-0)

The moon is hollow and artificial

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:36:12 ago (+2/-0)

Fake and gay

[ - ] nephileon 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 19:12:08 ago (+1/-0)

lol... Nasa believers are starting to do the math and they still can't figure it out.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:36:49 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, flattard.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 12:31:04 ago (+3/-0)

Moon Hoax?

The moon is at a minimum, a base for species that are watching/created us. More likely to be a spaceship of sorts that was parked here millions of years ago to stabilize earth, now being used to extort earthlings for jewspacebux. I wouldn't call that a hoax.

If anything, the hoax is that its just a fucking rock that somehow magically smashed earth and ended up with a perfectly circular orbit, at just the perfect ecliptic distance, with a far lighter mass to distance ration that would normally be found on an actual orbiting rocky body.


The reason we don't go back is because we were told not to...and NASA would rather not have aliens disappear their astronauts mid mission.

Aliens are done with the shenanigans on the moon. You can orbit that shit, land acceptable robots, but that's as far as we are going with people for a long time.

Or everything is just fake and gay...
I perfer Good Ol Alien Tales to FAGs.

[ - ] chrimony [op] -2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 12:41:38 ago (+0/-2)

The reason we don't go back is because we were told not to

We landed six times on the moon. And many countries have sent probes there. The reason we didn't go back after Apollo finished is because it's a giant fucking rock and a waste of money to go there. The only reason we're going there again is because Chyna is going.

[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:15:08 ago (+7/-0)

We landed six times on the moon.

bet you believe the Chinese and Indian moon landing videos as well.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

Why wouldn't I, flattard? Russia also landed probes on the moon back during the Apollo era. You're just a knuckle-dragging monkey that believes the Erf is flat. The idea of somebody actually going to the moon would make your head explode.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 17:00:13 ago (+1/-0)

Why wouldn't I, flattard?

I said you did, because you are nigger brained double digit IQ.

The idea of somebody actually going to the moon would make your head explode.

Our shitty governments did go to the moon, but those videos they showed us are fake as fuck, and you're a total moron if you think they would ever show us what actual tech they have.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 22:03:43 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, either they couldn't show us the real footage, or the real footage just couldn't be recorded for technical reasons. Either way we saw a show and now the jews have convinced even our white brothers that we couldn't go to the moon.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 23:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

I said you did, because you are nigger brained double digit IQ.

Says the flattard, literally the dumbest people on the site. The ones other conspiracy theorists think are government shills to make conspiracy theorists look bad.

Our shitty governments did go to the moon,

Since when do flattards believe we landed on the moon?

but those videos they showed us are fake as fuck

Lulz, ok flattard.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 21:55:31 ago (+0/-0)*

We will never set another foot on the moon until we are allowed to. They let us do our missions once, while under strict supervision. That is all for now.

You are welcome to believe the giant fucking rock hoax, but there is far more to our moon than that.

Also, is there some reason you think the government doesn't like to (((waste))) money??? That was your reasoning, and a terrible one at that actually.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 23:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

We will never set another foot on the moon until we are allowed to. They let us do our missions once, while under strict supervision. That is all for now.

Your only evidence for this is: "Trust me, bro."

You are welcome to believe the giant fucking rock hoax, but there is far more to our moon than that.

And you are welcome to fantasize about all kinds of horseshit.

Also, is there some reason you think the government doesn't like to (((waste))) money???

They do, but their appetite for wasting money is not infinite, especially when the public grows bored, and even the government grows bored.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 12:49:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah sorry, I don't have physical evidence the moon is a spaceship. Not sure exactly what you are expecting with a fantasy speculation, but ok.

There is far more evidence that the moon isn't a fucking rock than there is that Michael Obama is a man. Yet you believe that one.

It was the astronauts who said we couldn't go back and reported all the alien ships there. Not me. Those are facts reported by them.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 13:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure exactly what you are expecting with a fantasy speculation, but ok.

How about not stating fantasy speculation as hard truths?

There is far more evidence that the moon isn't a fucking rock than there is that Michael Obama is a man.

Ok, list it.

It was the astronauts who said we couldn't go back and reported all the alien ships there. Not me. Those are facts reported by them.

Ok, cite your claim. You can't, because it's horseshit.