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Princess Kalina of Saxe-Coburg

submitted by dulcima to princeharryhate 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 12:59:00 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 27 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:13:49 ago (+27/-0)

By the Power of Greyskull

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 20:27:37 ago (+2/-0)

Nah. She's just a really big fan of Michael Jackson.

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 21:58:38 ago (+6/-0)

A cross between Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, mick Jagger, and Carrot Top…

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2024 00:30:52 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit, my first reaction was "Skeletor Princess". Then I found this: https://www.hola.com/images/027b-167e15ca79ec-b4d5d8d8be75-1000/vertical-480/kalina-de-bulgaria-hola4084.jpg

Clearly there's some kind of addiction to plastic surgery, but there seems to be some kind of spiritual measure to it. Here is what she used to look like: https://files.catbox.moe/1zygsw.jpg

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2024 00:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

Seems to have always had a weird Seussian whoville nose too high on the face

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 17 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:16:09 ago (+17/-0)

Princess Kalina

Who the fuck is that, a Mortal Kombat character?

checks pic

Mortal Kombat character.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 8 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:35:18 ago (+8/-0)

Real

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 18:02:28 ago (+3/-0)

It's Scorpion right before he lights someone on fire

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 9 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:37:42 ago (+9/-0)

Looks like an ancient reptilian that still doesn't understand humans. Those muscles... that avatar... I bet their human body disguises have improved immensely by now.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 6 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 18:03:44 ago (+6/-0)

Looks like Ron Perlman in a wig

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 19:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

HA X 10

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 22:35:38 ago (+0/-0)

Hey little Donnie, I just pegged this Spanish explorer with his own peg leg. What you think about that

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:07:24 ago (+5/-0)

How bad could it's nose had actually been BEFORE it was chopped?

I've seen burn victims that have had better reconstructive work done. LMFAO.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 15:25:16 ago (+5/-0)

apparently she had some infections that messed up her face...I am at a loss about the apparent overproduction of testosterone.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 21:30:48 ago (+1/-0)

looks shemale to me 🤣

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:12:48 ago (+5/-0)

It has a Michael Jackson nose!

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:44:47 ago (+4/-0)

Hee Heeeee!

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 15:30:18 ago (+1/-0)

It has Michael Jackson's nose. FTFY

[ - ] puppy528 5 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 16:41:38 ago (+5/-0)

Damn; when she hit the wall, it hit back twice as hard!

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:18:07 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:36:22 ago (+3/-0)

I never thought to check her IMDb profile. It makes so much more sense.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:44:05 ago (+1/-0)

Aaaa, That wasn't her Twitter profile that was her Tinder profile...

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 4 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 14:16:09 ago (+4/-0)

In 1917, the First World War caused the British king George V to officially change the name from "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha" to "Windsor" in the United Kingdom... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha

[ - ] WNwoman 4 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 16:43:33 ago (+4/-0)

I read that a dentist messed up her tooth while drilling and hit a nasal cavity causing a terrible infection requiring multiple surgeries. I feel terrible for her but that doesn’t explain the man arms.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 16:57:09 ago (+2/-0)

that "dentist" is probably dead by now

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 15:28:51 ago (+3/-0)

Aren't all those European bourgeois inbred?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:21:45 ago (+3/-1)

Why do the letters "MTG"...come to mind?...but even Greene isn't this ugly

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:34:25 ago (+2/-0)

MTG is a runway model by comparison.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:35:12 ago (+2/-0)

WTF happened? Car accident? Fell down the stairs. Decide to play around with a homemade flamethrower?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 14:09:34 ago (+2/-0)

None of which would explain the extreme muscle growth and enlarged, male hands.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 21:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

there's nothing feminine about that thing ☠️

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 13:40:18 ago (+2/-0)

What the fuck happened?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 17:10:34 ago (+2/-0)

The chimp in the dress has a father named Simeon II.
The monkey is a simian.
The best memes write themselves

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 18:29:46 ago (+2/-0)

looks like a character out of Dune.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 15:01:57 ago (+1/-0)

Is it… Batboy?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 21:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

"she" really looks like skeletor from he-man eww

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 22:31:22 ago (+1/-0)

Lawd dem rangs!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:35:54 ago (+1/-0)

Those roots are hideous.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 14:37:03 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine how strong your sons would be...and your daughters

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2024 00:33:03 ago (+0/-0)

Bulgaria, say no more

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -1 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 20:38:49 ago (+2/-3)

So this is basically a bunch of reddit style bots here now. Just one liner joke after joke with no real comment.

Fucking pathetic losers

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 20:59:47 ago (+3/-0)

Go away and talk about owen benjamin (I think he's a reddit celebrity or something, or whatever)

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 22:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

Doglewarriors dad rapes him when he pretends to sleep