I guess he is going to have to jab himself with a fistful of 30 needles in to his throat so that he can be safe from the new virus. Ill donate my vaccines to him because Im a caring person that likes to think of others before myself
As soon as he called for mail-in voting, I realized it was satire. Until that point, I wasn't sure, and I was waiting for a punchline (hoping for one).
One dead town drunk with a failed kidney and a truckload of other health issues - but he died with a trace amount of a new lab made disease, so shut down everything!
[ + ] MaryXmas
[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:04:25 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] dosvydanya_freedomz
[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:40:57 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] jigganiggaboo
[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 02:23:35 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Crackinjokes
[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 05:14:30 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:00:03 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Sheitstrom
[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:06:04 ago (+0/-0)
Troll level 9000 indeed.
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:51:47 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Moravian
[ - ] Moravian 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 15:57:10 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Doglegwarrior
[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:40:35 ago (+3/-0)
So we should secure the border from an obvious and real threat.
I am hoping this is fake and gay no one can be this stupid
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 09:05:39 ago (+1/-0)
Tacos!
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:08:10 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] NuckFiggers
[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:53:27 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Ragnar
[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 00:14:19 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] pickingrinninspittin
[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 6 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:53:09 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] NeedleStack
[ - ] NeedleStack 23 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:09:03 ago (+23/-0)
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 19 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:28:04 ago (+19/-0)
[ + ] Aze
[ - ] Aze 10 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 04:58:06 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] Had
[ - ] Had 15 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:55:22 ago (+15/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 12 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:31:17 ago (+12/-0)
[ + ] CHIRO
[ - ] CHIRO 10 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:49:14 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] AugustineOfHippo2
[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 7 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:20:38 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 01:05:02 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:40:44 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] DitchPig
[ - ] DitchPig 2 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:48:36 ago (+2/-0)
You never know what is parody until it's too late.
[ + ] GodDoesNotExist
[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:59:43 ago (+2/-1)
[ + ] Dingo
[ - ] Dingo 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 02:13:12 ago (+0/-0)
I can't guarantee this is parody, but I laughed my ass off watching it.