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A cart rolled over my big toe at Walmart.

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:07:02 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

I'm gonna sue them.


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[ - ] Steelerfish 10 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:09:35 ago (+10/-0)

Bullshit…. Half of the carts barely roll.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:24:18 ago (+5/-0)

I was just having this convo with my wife. She grabbed two different buggies and they were fucked and I said this store doesn't have a cart guy and every town has at least one (think Bubbles from Trailerpark Boys). But walmart is too greedy to hire one of them to keep all their carts in grade A shape.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

Like a Pit Crew for carts. VVVZZZZZT... VVVZZZZZT... VVVZZZZZT... VVVZZZZZT... (Pneumatic air gun sound)

[ - ] velocityraptor 2 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 20:35:02 ago (+2/-0)

Which toe? Left or right?

Trust me, it makes all the difference.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:24:22 ago (+2/-0)

Were you wearing Birkenstock sandals, with white sweat socks pulled all the way up?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:28:00 ago (+1/-0)

I just wear my birk clogs at home. They are effectively house slippers. I do like them though.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:29:39 ago (+2/-0)

I hear that roaches & spiders fear them...

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:52:45 ago (+1/-0)

I should wear them into the attic...

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:55:02 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget the flame-thrower!

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 4 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 21:11:12 ago (+4/-0)

Dick. The fire department is over at my place now.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:34:47 ago (+1/-0)

{Fire Captain} No Worries MA'AM, While your house is now a pile of smouldering rubble & ash, look on the bright side, You did get rid of the creepy-crawlies...

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:15:17 ago (+1/-0)

maybe he walked around there barefoot. Strange people in the world, you know

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:31:41 ago (+0/-0)

In Sun-god robes...

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 19:20:17 ago (+2/-0)

You should take swift and decisive revenge.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:31:04 ago (+1/-0)

Taylor Swift would be pretty decisive revenge...

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

You don't even have a leg to stand on.