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wait... It all makes sense now. @PeckerwoodPerry is Justin Timberlake! I knew it!

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Whichever 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:50:19 ago (+8/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/WETM18News/status/1803227476216201477?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet



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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 12 monthsJun 19, 2024 15:50:17 ago (+0/-0)

Tiny pupils = heroin/opioid pills

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 12 monthsJun 19, 2024 06:22:42 ago (+0/-0)

Your theory has major flaws and those are that he was arrested in Florida 2 weeks ago and Timberlake was on LI more recently.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 12 monthsJun 19, 2024 06:22:38 ago (+3/-0)

Brittany Spears wrote a song about him. Oops...I did it again was all about Peckerwood's antics.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 4 points 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:53:31 ago (+4/-0)

You can come clean with us, nigguh. We ain't gonna tell nobody.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 21:56:42 ago (+4/-0)

It's true. I fucked Britney Spears. My only complaint is that your mom gives better rim jobs.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 21:58:19 ago (+2/-0)

That's just mean.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:35:02 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry dude, you know I didn't mean it. Every day someone here reminds me that I fucked up and it gets tiresome. I'm trying my ass off to stay sober. I probably deserve to get fucked with, but it's just getting old for me. On top of being a fuck up, I got some court shit stressing me out today and might be headed back to jail Monday for a bullshit reason that wasn't my fault. Haven't been myself lately and I'm sorry I took it out on you.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 12 monthsJun 19, 2024 00:15:16 ago (+3/-0)

ahhh man its all good. I didn't know you were struggling. It was insensitive of me. Sorry. Shit will get better. You just gotta crawl through some broken glass for a while then everything will go back to normal but you'll have your scars. You know how I stopped getting drunk? I just stopped. I know it sounds stupid but that's how I did it. I know its hard. I still have cravings or if I have one beer I want the other 29 and some whiskey and have a battle with myself. I haven't been drunk since 2008 and I was a beer drinker and hell raiser. I drank liquor too and smoked weed with it. Looking back, stopping was a wise choice. I've lost several of my childhood friends to it. They drank themselves to death. Nobody should have to die that way. Its brutal. Good luck, man. You can doo eeet.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:40:39 ago (+1/-0)

aw. I laughed at that "your mom" comment.

Sorry about monday. I hope they realize its a bullshit reason and it goes away. Any way you can become famous during the weekend? or maybe just mega rich to get furloughed time?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 12 monthsJun 19, 2024 00:23:16 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, it's a Pretrial supervision violation. I'd be going in until the case is resolved, so minimum 90 days. I'll lose my job if that happens, which would only be the beginning of the financial shit storm. As far as getting Famous, it's possible but I wouldn't survive the encounter.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 12 monthsJun 19, 2024 01:10:42 ago (+0/-0)

man, your life is seriously fucked up. You urgently need heading in the right direction again, otherwise things will go seriously wrong for you.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 12 monthsJun 18, 2024 22:07:25 ago (+2/-0)

Britney knows, doesn't hurt her feelings none.