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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 03:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

One of the first things you teach your kids is how to swim.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 03:11:35 ago (+0/-0)

Come on now they're 2 feet away from shore

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:46:39 ago (+0/-0)

what a stupid thing to do when you can't swim

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 19:09:20 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 19:00:43 ago (+7/-0)

They literally just cannot stop fucking up fresh water sources huh

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 19:09:40 ago (+4/-0)

Didn't they turn a species of fish in the Ganges carnivorous?

[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 23:16:36 ago (+0/-0)

Snapping turtles are the vultures of fresh water and help us.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 18:51:09 ago (+1/-0)

Was a current pulling them down or something?

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:34:40 ago (+6/-0)

More like a lack of current. (current meaning brain activity)

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:43:40 ago (+2/-0)

Can someone please explain how it is that Niggers can't swim?

I can't think of a single animal that can't swim.

[ - ] dulcima 8 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 20:33:43 ago (+8/-0)

The ones in the video are Indians, but like niggers, they can't swim.

Down here (Australia is undergoing a pajeet invasion as I type) they drown themselves on the regular, often doing something stupid though they drown in waist high water as well.

For some reason Indians like to play around with water. It fascinates them, like trains.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 08:32:45 ago (+0/-0)

How the fuck do you drown in 2-3ft of water? I can get if you jumped in and broke both legs instantly like a retard, but how? Even someone with a 75 IQ should be able to stay above 3ft of water.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 23:00:39 ago (+3/-0)*

Rockfish. Higher bone density means they're less buoyant. Add to that they're impulsive and emotional creatures. When shit goes sideways they're incapable of staying calm and rationally figure out how to get out of peril.

Bout a year and a half ago I dumped my canoe about a mile off shore in the gulf of Mexico. I was pretty lucky, the water was only about chin deep. I do pretty well with stressful situations like that, and I managed rock enough water out of the canoe that I could climb back in and make it to shore. I was more afraid of hypothermia. Air temp was in the high 40f's and I was wearing jeans and a cotton shirt. I made it to a small island fairy close to shore, stripped my clothes, and laid unshaded on the sand for about an hour to warm up. Ain't no fuckin way a nigger or pajeet would have survived something like. They aren't like us.

Oh, side note: my phone was in my pocket when it happened. Nobody was coming to save me.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 19:40:05 ago (+3/-0)

Ive seen several of those swim. The list was also missing niggers and jeets, but I guess gorillas cover that.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:52:48 ago (+1/-0)

I call bullshit.
Nobody has ever seen a giraffe swim.
That's not the same thing as not being able to swim.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 02:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

I think i saw a video a few months ago of a giraffe swimming.

It was like a horse swims and im not just saying that.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 20:42:01 ago (+1/-0)

That article is dead wrong on hippos. They can indeed swim, and swim fast.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=653b9bafa0381

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 02:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, wtf - those things are boyant af and quick for their size.