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Solar flare or power surge or something else?

submitted by WTFisthisshit to whatever 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:45:13 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

Trying to figure out what the fuck happened early this morning around 5 am. All my ceiling fans that have a remote control and all the other lights in my house that have a remote all came on at the exact same time as if something pushed all the on buttons all at once. Anyone have any idea what could have caused this? The clocks on the stove and microwave weren't flashing so we didn't lose power, but something sure happened.


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[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 13:02:58 ago (+1/-0)

Some dude driving around your neighborhood looking for garage doors he's marking to rob later.

[ - ] WTFisthisshit [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

That's a scary thought. It's a pretty quiet (white) neighborhood. But I did see the one mudshark did have a nigger over the other day. It only takes 1.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 11:01:16 ago (+1/-0)

It could've been a brownout and not completely went out but enough to cause probs. Everybodys air is on at the same time so it screws the system

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:50:50 ago (+2/-0)

That's ghosts

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:42:23 ago (+1/-0)

Your wife is fucking with you.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 11:04:43 ago (+1/-0)

At least I have a wife.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 13:07:14 ago (+1/-0)

I have one as well. :)

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 13:23:16 ago (+1/-0)

That’s a good reply, doh!

[ - ] WTFisthisshit [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:54:21 ago (+0/-0)

Shit that was my first thought, but she was snoring logs.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:44:46 ago (+3/-0)

Chinese products receiving the maximum overdrive signal

[ - ] WTFisthisshit [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:51:45 ago (+1/-0)

That could be, they are all cheap (probably) Chinese crap. I never checked when I put them in.

[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:52:07 ago (+5/-0)

Probably a B-52 flying nearby, I talked to one of EWOs once. They said they liked to open garage doors for fun. I flew in formation with one, the fighters said all they saw on their sensors was a 500 mile wide blob.

Edit: I’m exaggerating and embellishing but the details are true.

[ - ] WTFisthisshit [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:01:39 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the information. There is an airbase a few hours away, so that could be a good possibility.

Probably running extra training missions before going to Ukraine to be good soldiers and doing whatever the jews on top tell them to do.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 12:09:41 ago (+1/-0)

That's not the only aircraft that can do that shit so it could be just about anything. With today's tech though just about any monkey in the seat can accidentally fuck up a lot of shit.