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[ - ] observation1 0 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 01:26:46 ago (+0/-0)*

Scared me for a sec.

Reading along and feeling bad for these people - then it said normal people answer yes to questions such as; "I think about problems in my mind in the form of a conversation with myself.”

Who does this?

Tally-ho old chum. If the next gas station is 75 miles away, but you're averaging 90mph, how long would it take you to get there? And what time?

Well, you know 90 is pretty fast but isnt it an 80mph zone? Yes - so we may or may not get a ticket. well, you know, if we get pulled over your math is going to be way off, right? Ok. Can we not worry about that right now?

Sounds busy as fuck. I can't imagine having 2 wives nagging me.

More like this:

"75 at 75mph; takes 1hr; but 90 a diff of +15. 15 go into 75? Yes. 1,2,3,4,5 times... 1/5th.
So 1hr, take diff... I plus or minus? Minus. So, one fifth of an hour; is gonna be 12? Letsee 12,24,36,48, is 5; good guess. 1hr minus 12= 48 mins/take some. Nice. Clock 6:32, off by 1hr; actually 7:32 is 8 to :40 plus 40 is 8:20pm when I'll need to get off.

Hope that's not a cop."

Is that considered a conversation? I wonder about these things.

[ - ] Chairman [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 02:36:46 ago (+1/-0)

Who does this?

People who aren't retarded

For me it's more like:

"Gonna turn on location services on my goydroid and put my destination into Waze so I've got a good chance of knowing where the speed traps are. Lucky I don't need to do a whole bunch of puerile mathematical equations to know how long it'll take me to get there, this app will tell me. So I'll just speed a good 10-15km/h in stretches where I know I can, because fuck the police, fuck the govt and their speed limits and fuck me because I'm always running late to shit. What music will I listen to for the journey? Yep let's just put that cheery little mix on... Is the sun going to get in my eyes, yes it will, better take my sunglasses out of the compartment and put them on, seatbelt first, easy on the brake going down my Mt Everest driveway so I don't scrape the bottom of the fuckin car...Lets go sports mode it's more fun" etc.

NPC's think only in images, try and imagine the mechanics behind that and how they'd solve the problem of getting in a car and going somewhere.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 02:59:25 ago (+0/-0)*

"Puerile. Cool word. I don't know that one yet. Is this guy agreeing with me? Looks like it. Did he say Kmh? Oh shit its probably noon in Britain. I should go to sleep."

Waze is owned by google. Refuse to tell them where I am.

[ - ] Chairman [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 10:52:36 ago (+1/-0)

"Puerile is a cool word. I mean I'm not disagreeing with him. Kek, dumb cunt thinks only Britbongs use the metric system, I should be insulted he thinks I'm one of em, but I'm not because he's just a stranger on the internet and seems to be an alright dude. Fuck I should go to sleep to, I'm only getting 5 hours a night, this revenge bedtime procrastination is so out of hand, why do I keep doing this to myself. Waze is owned by Google, except I call it jewgle. Fuck jews are slimy little bastards. I wonder if this dude knows about microg? Ah well"