Plants 'scream' while they're being harvested, new study finds - Upgoat

Plants 'scream' while they're being harvested, new study finds
submitted by paul_neri to WeirdNews 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 19:08:18 ago (+9/-5) (www.msn.com)
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/plants-scream-while-they-re-being-harvested-new-study-finds/ar-BB1p9m80?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=2f87be8694d14f65a44fa2948d6b3ef9&ei=53

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 9 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 19:17:56 ago (+9/-0)

That’s why I wear ear protection when I mow.

[ + ] HelenHighwater

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 15:38:12 ago (+0/-0)

Fun Fact: Your mower doesn't make any sound, what you hear is the screaming of vegetation.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 7 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 19:38:42 ago (+7/-0)*

That's MSN for you, recycling 55 year old "news" to scare suckers like you, Neri. My dad was an engineer and studied biofeedback in the late 60s/early 70s, and he told me all about the results of various experiments done with plants back then. They do NOT "scream", but they seem to have a reaction that can be registered on an oscilloscope when they sense their physical integrity is in jeopardy. That's a long way from "screaming". Does MSN suggest they feel pain? That seems to be what the fucking hippies back then believed, with no substantiation.

Stop with fear porn and the garbage links.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 19:25:27 ago (+5/-0)*

Hahaha THey tried that back in the 1960's and 70's. THeir old paperbook books surface randomly here and there.

Now you're equal to a dog who has no language ability in his brain so you should feel guilty for eating meat. Never mind that animals rip each limb from limb and commence to eating other before they're all the way dead.

Now the fuckers want to guilt rtip the imbeciles into feeling bad about murdering brocolli.

Eat bugs. North Koreans do.

Globalists will make good food hor fish.

It's environmentally precious.

When we do that shortly, I'd recommend we of the the world wait twenty years before anyone eats fish. THat way the fish stocks will bulk up considerably and nobody will be eating that digested filth the fish ate.

Plants don't "communicate". THey don'y think.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 21:33:37 ago (+2/-0)

lol bs

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 21:10:53 ago (+2/-0)

So do people

[ + ] RevengeOfNeri

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 21:55:03 ago (+2/-0)

🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 21:05:24 ago (+2/-0)

Carrot juice is MURDER

Give peas a chance!

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 14:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

Lettuce Be!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 19:15:51 ago (+2/-0)

I guess I just won’t eat then.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 19:12:29 ago (+2/-0)

TiL plants speak afrikans

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 14:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeiiit.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 09:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

I knew about this in the 90s. Reel Big Fish told me.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:03:37 ago (+1/-0)

Ever heard crickets chirping slowed down? It sounds like angels singing.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:03:41 ago (+0/-0)

I've never heard angels singing so presumably they sound like crickets chirping slowed down.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 15:36:48 ago (+0/-0)

"Secret Life of Plants" by Aldous Huxley was a trip tp read. More fun than "Brave New World".

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:58:56 ago (+1/-1)

Not "new" at all... That smell you enjoy when you cut the grass is their agony, this has been known for years.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 21:54:38 ago (+0/-0)*

They only scream when Neri tries to grape them

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 20:55:09 ago (+0/-0)

All the more reason not to be vegan.

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