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redditor notices a loose screw on the wing of a Boeing diversity plane before takeoff.

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Niggers 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 11:44:25 ago (+12/-0)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1dtl0tg/puts_on_boeing_guys_just_boarded_and_saw_a_loose/



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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 12:20:10 ago (+1/-0)

I guess OP would rather be assassinated than die in a fiery crash.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 13:18:02 ago (+2/-0)*

No reason it can't be both. Embrace the power of "and".

Remember this guy?:
https://adst.org/2014/11/secretary-ron-browns-plane-crashes-in-croatia/

https://www.realclearhistory.com/2019/04/01/was_ron_brown039s_death_an_assassination_1961.html

Shot in the head before the crash. Ground control operator also killed. Hmmm...

[ - ] HelenHighwater 8 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 12:28:41 ago (+8/-0)

"You dint tell me to screw it all the way in."

[ - ] BulletStopper 9 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 12:47:55 ago (+9/-0)*

When it's MY ass on the plane, EVERY fucking nut is the "Jesus" nut.

("Never write off to incompetence that which can be adequately explained by evil." What he should have been wondering was: "Which of my fellow passengers is a current danger to the democrats/fbi/cia/doj/clownworld/hillary/obama/biden administration.")

[ - ] Nosferatjew 11 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 12:53:21 ago (+11/-0)*

Maybe the other screws are torqued down properly...

If this was me, I would make THE BIGGEST stink ever about this. That plane wouldn't be going anywhere. Everyone on that plane would be in complete panic after I'm through with them :)

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 18:34:14 ago (+3/-0)

You wouldn't even need to say much. "There's a loose screw coming out of the wing!" Once someone else sees and says the same thing, it's all over. Plane is going to be deboarded because people will be wanting off.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 18:50:30 ago (+3/-0)

To maximize chaos, just get one black woman to see it.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 00:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

But then it's your fault as a white man. The niggers are incapable of any rational thought. They have been brainwashed by the jews to believe it's was the white man for all of their problems. If only they could one day realize that it was the jews that kidnapped their ancestors, put them in chains, and forced them into slavery. But alas, 99% of niggers are incapable of any rational thoughts.

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 13:16:37 ago (+6/-0)

You accepted everything in the process up until a loose screw?🤡

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 4 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 13:35:45 ago (+4/-0)

Kek you wouldn't catch my white ass o na Boeing. No sir.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 13:44:40 ago (+2/-0)

What up to? the "wish me luck" part sounds as if he accepted the loose screw.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:22:13 ago (+1/-0)

Identity checking and qualifying to buy a ticket, getting to the airport, going through TSA, FAA hiring the mentally disabled, then sharing tiny seats with the kind of people they make youtube videos about. Yeah, a screw falling out of the wing could be trouble too, but you've already tolerated incredible abuse to get to that point. What's a little crash after all that?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 13:46:44 ago (+3/-0)

Watching just 7 of 19 seasons of ‘Air Disasters’ has taught me that it’s the stupidest little things that will crash an airliner. Giving the plane a wash has killed hundreds. A paint job on a part- you’re fucking dead. I had to stop watching the show so I could continue to mildly enjoy air plane rides. The fact that they’ve got enough air liners eating shit to make content for 19 seasons, is sobering. They’re not finished, season 20 is coming up.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 18:33:35 ago (+2/-0)

Gotta have some diversity of screw tightness, amirite?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 19:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

No worries guys, "diversity is our greatest strength", so that plane is practically invincible.
Buckle up buckaroo!

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:03:34 ago (+2/-0)

Those are quick connectors. They are spring loaded, you push them in and turn them a quarter turn. One being loose is not an issue at all.

I'd have to leave panels missing over 30% of their connections on C-130s often.

Just another example of pussies pearl clutching to something on which they have zero knowledge.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for the insight but all of us here would still make a complaint and have it addressed.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 00:12:58 ago (+2/-0)

I think the cost of the ticket should be enough to warrant a push and a quarter turn.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 16:14:38 ago (+0/-0)*

It is broken lol

It's going to take some nigger hours to replace that just for your feelings and satisfy your Karenisms.

"I Paid for a ticket so you have to do exactly what I say because I'm scared of something! What do you mean 'no'?! REEEEEE!"

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 16:12:42 ago (+0/-0)

It's probably broken my dude.

Those things break constantly and would ground your flight while it takes the no-skill nigger three hours to replace one connector that won't have a single serious effect to the flight.

Your ignorance based fear is no reason for inconveniencing everyone around you. It's also a great way to control you, be mindful.