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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 02:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

LOL, this is pathetic.

Religion in general is for retards.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:23:27 ago (+3/-2)

I'm going to trick Jesus into getting trapped in Valhal, so we can crucify him every day.

[ - ] Love240 [op] -1 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:29:51 ago (+1/-2)

You're two millennia late to crucify him, you've already got your date with the kikes in 'Valhal' in eternal fire!

Don't worry, we'll see you there though!

Revelation 14:
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:36:53 ago (+1/-2)*

Oh, it's not too late.
At Ragnarok, we'll make crucifixion look like a trip to the day spa.
And when we are done, we will condense Jesus down into a singularity of Quark/Gluon plasma, which we will use to power our civilization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpi1sZEZ1U

Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:20:54 ago (+1/-0)

Lol at believing in heaven

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 4 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:11:34 ago (+4/-0)

I will attempt to meet you both in the middle and promote 'Positive Christianity'

Heil Hitler.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:21:55 ago (+2/-2)

Tell you what, start with Genisis and rewrite the bible to be "Positive Christianity".
You can't un-Jew the foundation that Jesus requires to be the Messiah.

The first page of the Bible sets all Jews up to be cursed with original sin.
Without this, Jesus is irrelevant.

But, the reality is, original sin only applies to Jews, which is why Jesus preached to the Jews.

Whites do not have original sin, therefore we don't need Jesus.

There can be no "positive Christianity".

Just salute your White Gods who didn't fuck you over like Jewhovah fucked over his Jews.
Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

You do realize that in Jesus' time, they had little to no awareness of others living elsewhere, right? The Vikings were 1100-1200 years away from pillaging up in the Fertile Crescent when they came up the river into Iran/Iraq and stole all the gold.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 06:10:30 ago (+0/-0)

You do realize that in Jesus' time, they had little to no awareness of others living elsewhere, right?

That's entirely wrong.
They knew of the land of Sinim(China) in the OT.
The Phoenicians traded as far north as the UK 500+ years before The Lord Christ Jesus.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 08:47:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, that just backs up my claim.
You can't take a sand nigger religion from 3,600 years ago and Germanize it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:06:57 ago (+2/-1)

Why would christcucks want to share eternity with jews and muslims in heaven? I rather go to the Avalon.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:09:04 ago (+2/-1)

Don't worry, according to your pagan-tard buddies you'll have plenty of kikes to pal around with there!
Enjoy the fire.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 21:21:33 ago (+2/-0)

Brutal,gotta' love it.