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IDEA: Create a neural network to detect if someone is jewish.

submitted by JewDetector to whatever 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:03:11 ago (+13/-1)     (www.nature.com)

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-79310-1

The link is to a paper about using neural networks to detect someone's political affiliation just from normal photographs.

Someone should do this to detect if someone is Jewish.

It would take away the power of jews to hide their jewishness. No more "hello, fellow white people".

The first/main step would just be to collect a dataset of photos of people who are jewish and non-jewish. You couldn't host it on github, but you could self-host it with Gitea.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:29:08 ago (+3/-0)

All you need to do is call one a kike and the others will passive aggressively swarm you with with an inactive phone up to their ear.

LOL

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 15:23:46 ago (+1/-0)

Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch Kvetch!

Oyyyyyy muh Veyyyy!

[ - ] JewDetector [op] 2 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:07:26 ago (+2/-0)

The first/main step would just be to collect a dataset of photos of people who are jewish and non-jewish. You couldn't host it on github, but you could self-host it with Gitea.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 16:22:32 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah that would be pretty cool if an automated drone could spot one.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

I like this idea but only if it were deployed across a massive professional network like LinkedIn.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:01:15 ago (+1/-0)

My jewdar is better than any gimmick you can come up with.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 20:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

I've noticed a lot of jews have grey hair really early, just a streak or patch, seems very common amongst them.

probably the stress of being found out

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 17:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

Nature already gave us a way to detect them.

The nose knows.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 15:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

It must be in the form of "They Live" sunglasses.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 15:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't work for physical features only. It would some of the time, but the most insidious jew/kikes are only detectable by their behaviors.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 18:46:12 ago (+1/-0)

You would be surprised. These programs can detect patterns we can't see.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know if that would work for me, I might look like a dirty kike. 😓

[ - ] observation1 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 15:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

That reminds me of a joke:

An ultra-orthodox rabbi is riding a train when he notices a woman angrily staring at him. He could tell she was jewish, albeit more modern. Eventually she starts speaking to him quietly, "I don't know who you are Mister, but I just want to let you know how embarrassed I get when I see jews like you dressed from another century. You make the rest of us look ridiculous. If you have to dress like that, the least you could do is stay home." The rabbi is mortified but when he recovers he explains to the woman she has made a mistake. He is actually not jewish, he is Amish. The woman immediately apologizes, exclaiming "I have so much respect for you people, the way you keep your traditions!"

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 11 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:46:27 ago (+0/-0)

you could also train it on tweets, comments, blog posts, other text

gitlab also hosting option