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AT THIS VERY MOMENT...

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:02:22 ago (+17/-0)     (HDLunited)

...I'm sitting with 2 of my favorite bears...1 has her paw on my foot and is blocking me from standing up and the other one is on my right side slobbering all over the arm rest of my chair...I've got about 800lbs of fur and muscle in front and side of me, I feel safe and well protected.

And I've got a mama with 2 cubs out back in the bush line.

Why can't the world be this simple?


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 08:55:03 ago (+0/-0)

Ironically safer than if he had 2 black people on either side of him.


Think about that for a moment.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 08:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

Alaska?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 01:10:16 ago (+1/-0)

it can't be this simple, because 'some' has to make money, lots of money and there it is where trouble starts

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 01:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

Taking my wife and three daughters out for a pub meal as we speak.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:49:33 ago (+1/-0)

Rawr

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:11:40 ago (+2/-0)

Did you ever have kids?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 02:28:19 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, a son and daughter, 41 & 44, had both of them financially comfortable and I haven't heard from them in 8years, grandkids too...so I wiped them from my slate...believe me, I think about my kids every time I'm with my bears, (every day) but I never want them back in my life again...I don't handle betrayal very well, family or otherwise...if one of these bears ever betrayed me, or my wife, I'd kill it in a New York second, but in my 20years with bears I've never seen it in them to betray me. There's something to be said about life when a bear trusts you, I don't know what it is but it's something that makes me feel different.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 02:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

What do you mean by betrayal? How can a kid betray their parents? Serious question...

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 03:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

DISRESPECT is BETRAYAL...end of discussion

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 03:59:43 ago (+1/-1)

Two different words though. Are they boosted?

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 10:31:25 ago (+0/-0)

8 years is 2016, so not likely the root issue.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 11:21:40 ago (+0/-0)

I have a hard time imagining a situation where I would completely write off my children. They are still youngish tho (20 and under).

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 6, 2024 11:34:59 ago (+0/-0)

That’s sad, Zyk!
Why did they betray you?
Blood is more important than anything though. Hopefully they are not leftoids and they come around. I hope you don’t leave your estate to pajeets.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:07:51 ago (+2/-0)

The world is that simple, you just need to rise your consciousness to where you are above the bullshit and it has no effect on you unless you allow it to

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 22:45:32 ago (+1/-0)

U drunk and schizophrenic

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 02:29:15 ago (+1/-0)

...not quite

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 22:41:21 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a beekeeper?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:08:22 ago (+1/-0)

Are you a Trope?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 02:31:14 ago (+1/-0)

No I'm not an apiarist...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express one time

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:24:03 ago (+6/-0)

I first read that as, “I’ve got two of my favorite beers”.
Never mix beers.
End up with hangover.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:20:33 ago (+3/-0)

😂