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Heh or the Benny Hill theme.

Mag dump on him for resisting arrest, failure to comply with a lawful order to "Swim to me."

Imagine drowning due to your own stupidity, while only 15 feet from the shoreline... AND with a rescuer putting a floatation device less than 3 feet from your grasp.

The Cop knows better than to trust that Nigger not to try to drown him also in the rescue attempt.

That's what I was thinking. The cop won't follow because of all the gear they're wearing, and the inherent danger of trying to fight someone in the water. The best they could do is try to predict where you're going to swim and set up an ambush for you.

I struggle to fathom how this nigger died here, after going about 3 feet into deep water. Niggers seem to sink like rocks- maybe it's because of how dense their skulls are? I can't imagine drowning, unless I fall into water while I'm hurt, or the water is a raging sea or river with powerful currents. People drowning in little pools or nice, still ponds like this seems so bizarre to me.

"I can't swim" is just strange to me. Why not? What do you mean? You can't tread water? You can't slightly modify your breathing so you float? You don't instinctively hold your breath when your head goes underwater? I think that last one is what kills people- they inhale a few gulps of water immediately after they hit the water, which fucking sucks, so they panic and start thrashing around, getting a little air in between more breaths of water, and then they become exhausted and go under. They keep trying to breathe, and their lungs fill with water, and they pass out and die.

That's how I imagine it, at least.

Bruh, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but cops got radios and even small departments have boat units now. Especially the ones located along waterways like that one. Troy PD has two of them.

https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/03/04/47/17582534/3/1200x0.jpg

You might outrun that one cop, at that point, but you can't outrun the radio. And you definitely aren't going to outswim it.
All he has to do is stand there on the bank, keep his eyes on you and vector other officers, or even officers from other departments (they've got these things called "mutual assistance agreements") to be waiting for you on other bank and arrest you when you finally get over there.

I'm 100% sure you'd still go to jail, but now you'd also be wet and tired. All over a little weed. smh

They learn anything?

It's 100% panic...

The Nigger doesn't have the IQ to do anything other than tense up, and struggle instead of relaxing and floating.

Whites are less dense than water, niggers are more dense. Also, if you have any amount of fat on you it become easier and easier to simply float. Still, you'd have to break all of your limbs before treading water becomes difficult.