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What do they get for $500k, you think?

submitted by deleted to whatever 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 20:56:02 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 20:57:30 ago (+4/-0)

She calls you names and laughs at you. Leaves in a huff the first time you try to touch her.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 20:58:58 ago (+4/-0)

She better come with a house.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 21:58:34 ago (+1/-0)

She better do anal.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 22:05:41 ago (+4/-0)

Get a faggy male intern and get that fag shit for free. 500k? House, land and mop. How tall is she? She better be able to reach the top of the fridge.

nvm 5'3 she's doing baseboards.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 22:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

You get a dirt block house in minecraft. Comes with a window and a door.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 01:47:51 ago (+0/-0)

She’s ugly as sin, yet better than you

[ - ] Cunt 4 points 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 21:16:46 ago (+4/-0)

Fair market value: $0.00

She will play some vidya game with you, probably online not in person. That's it.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 11 monthsJul 15, 2024 22:58:49 ago (+1/-0)

You get to launder $500,000, obviously. Same as "modern art".