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Lefty terrorists think they can beat men like us

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to WhiteBoySummer 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 12:47:48 ago (+10/-0)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1e47g3i/guy_does_rifle_drill_impeccably/

I did this in my living room one time and knocked a lamp over and knocked a painting off the wall.


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[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:16:52 ago (+4/-0)

if only baton twirling and juggling helped you in combat

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:20:29 ago (+2/-0)

It would be hilarious to whip that shit out if you get cornered by the enemy just to see their expressions

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:31:43 ago (+3/-0)

Careful, something like that could end up in a dance-off!

[ - ] Monica 2 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 18:52:58 ago (+2/-0)

This happened to a poor innocent jewish women in the Nazi camps. They tried to kill her with their guns and she grabbed the guns and started twirling the guns around like this man was doing in the video clip. The Nazi's didn't know what to do and she just twirled right out of the camp. Later that night she came back and killed all the Nazi's with that very gun. She freed all of the 6 million jews in the camp. The escaped jews were caught when one of them spotted what looked to be a coin on the ground. Turns out it was a Nazi trick. The Nazis had left a small piece of soap on the ground which had gold in it from the jew who was killed to make the soap. The jews all fought for that soap and that's when the Nazis came out and started twirling their guns. It turns out they stole the poor innocent jewish women's twirling trick and the Nazi's twirled those 6 million jews back into the camp. Everyone got clap.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 19:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

Think about some Ukraine footage and someone tossing their AK in the air to juggle instead

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:10:30 ago (+3/-0)

That kid could probably make the cheerleading squad, assuming they still do that kind of thing.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:33:07 ago (+1/-0)

My grandfather, ww2 vet, was a cheerleader in high school. Back then they had the men toss the ladies up in the air and such.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 18:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

The male cheerleaders did that even as recently as the mid 2000s at the university I went to. I got my bachelor's and got out just before the pozz started ramping up, so Lord knows what that scene is like now. So much has deteriorated so fast in the past decade...

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:41:31 ago (+2/-0)

It's impressive. He's got a knife on one end of it. Catches it behind his back. The discipline needed to learn to do that isn't something to be sneezed at.

[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:29:43 ago (+2/-0)

I get that this means something to people, and I admit the coordination and training is impressive... But flinging a weapon around in a slow gymnastics floor routine seems silly to me.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:02:30 ago (+1/-0)

Video is accelerated.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 18:18:57 ago (+1/-0)

Top comment:

I have given up and removed the original comment.

Some of y’all need therapy.

This is indeed impressive, yes it’s part of military tradition and there’s no need to be butthurt about it, and if you use gay as a pejorative you need to rethink things.

Look at that, preddit proving itself to be faggot central yet again lmao

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 18:23:08 ago (+0/-0)

israel is the gayest nation on Earth. Kwinky dink? I think not.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

“They might rush us, but not before I make their head into a fucking canoe”!